Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits

[EOLAN]

Another shit side effect of the false claims of anti-Semitism against Corbyn is that it pretty much neuters him from talking about the racism in the Tory party, as all they have to do is say "that's a bit rich coming from you" and then not have to answer the question, as evidenced in parliament today, or was it yesterday?

Of course the EHRC were every bit if not more so than anti-semitism in Labour. Of course the Tories said they take issue very seriously so it got brushed under carpet. Very handy when you don't plan on keeping your word.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Here, there's a fleeting thought that has just popped into my head, has anyone heard from Nandy since the resignation/reshuffle? They seem to have stopped trotting her out to totally bungle reading out vague party soundbites.

https://twitter.com/CSUnderstander/status/1415719580194967554

lol, never mind

[Johnny Yesno]

Interesting detective work here, it seems the pub Starmer posted his post 5-a-side, waiting to watch England pub photos are very close to where he binned that cyclist, on a Sunday at roughly the same time, near his dry cleaner, about 5 minutes drive away.

https://twitter.com/breadandposes/status/1415183824653258752

Bah, protected tweets.

[idunnosomename]

not sure why they've gone private for now. surely will open up, but the thread's been cached

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://twitter.com/breadandposes/status/1415183824653258752

[NoSleep]

Forensic stuff.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has vowed to "sweat blood over months and years to earn respect" from voters.

What a disgusting image.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Labour leader Sir Kier Starmer has vowed to 'shit bricks', 'bleed cum', 'sweat acne', 'vomit hernias' every inch of the bloody way.

[Paul Calf]

This apparently being easier than having some policies that address the root causes of discontent and division in Britain.

[buttgammon]

I'll make myself electable if it kills me, and every cyclist in London.

[Sebastian Cobb]

This apparently being easier than having some policies that address the root causes of discontent and division in Britain.

[phantom_power]

What a disgusting image.

It shouldn't be that difficult if you are open and honest and righteous and actually try and help people in need

[WhoMe]

He's developed this pleading expression that I don't remember seeing when he was the opposition Brexit forensic-er in chief

[phantom_power]

It is the look of someone who now knows by experience that the Peter Principle exists

[idunnosomename]

Sir Kenneth Startup is going to strain his ovipositor tirelessly until he lays an egg with a policy inside

[Buelligan]

It shouldn't be that difficult if you are open and honest and righteous and actually try and help people in need

[Neville Chamberlain]

Nice sentiment, but why's it accompanied by a photo of a constipated man?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hasn't laid his policy egg yet has he?

[greenman]

Still don't know what I was waitin' for
And my time was runnin' wild
A million dead in the streets and
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I've never caught a glimpse
How the others must see the faker

[Sebastian Cobb]

Tividale (Sandwell) result:

CON: 52.6% (+20.7)
LAB: 43.2% (-13.7)
IND: 2.1% (+2.1)
LDEM: 1.6% (+1.6)
TUSC: 0.5% (+0.5)

Conservative GAIN from Labour.

No Grn (-11.3) as prev.
Chgs. w/ 2018

https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1415971934714671116

all going really well!!

[BlodwynPig]

Sweating blood in political hell

[phantom_power]

Hasn't laid his policy egg yet has he?

Too busy fighting off left wing foxes

[Buelligan]

Is this the one where the sky falls on his little head or not?

[idunnosomename]

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1415920910838665216

I will shit bile. I will vomit cum. I will leak mucus from my eyeballs. Pus will burst forth from my purulent abdominal cavity. Please vote for me Britain.

*Laura K grins delightedly*

The courting the BBC are still giving him is incredible. Another vid further down.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57848266

[BlodwynPig]

Just fucking go you daft dickhead. Go on, piss off.

[Paul Calf]

Is this a parody? I'm not sure any more.

'Efficiency'? Seems unlikely. But then, it's not very funny.

[EOLAN]

Like the below Quote

"I never thought that in one evening, I'd persuade 12 people to change their vote."

He'll need to win votes at a much bigger rate than that if he wants to have a chance of even a coalition in the next parliament.

[Paul Calf]

The Economist is desperately trying to love him.

https://www.economist.com/britain/2020/06/27/keir-starmer-needs-to-change-the-labour-party

The leader is a hit with voters. The party isn't

Ur. Ok.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Is this a parody? I'm not sure any more.

'Efficiency'? Seems unlikely. But then, it's not very funny.

If it was real, I don't think it would have hm gov on it.

[BlodwynPig]

Missed the "in waiting" bit

Just go man

[pigamus]

The Economist is desperately trying to love him.

https://www.economist.com/britain/2020/06/27/keir-starmer-needs-to-change-the-labour-party

Ur. Ok.

Voters don't know who the fuck he even is.