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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2021, 11:41:10 PM »
Things fall apart; the Centre cannot hold.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2021, 11:43:35 PM »
sir cheems has the box



(not mine, i wouldve given sir cheems his legs, but whatever, being shit is part of the joke with these)

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2021, 11:49:54 PM »


Twitter is quite fun right now.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2021, 11:50:19 PM »
From the last Labour thread
I realise there's not much love for Rayner round here, but hahahahahahahaha
WHAT?


Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2021, 11:54:28 PM »
Why did nobody tell me that Keith's middle name was Rodney Plonker?

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2021, 11:54:36 PM »
From the last Labour threadWHAT?

I watched that for the intended line, but am enjoying it so much I’m going to leave it on while I tidy the kitchen.

The copper smashing the chair on Rik for no reason had me proper cackling.

Buelligan

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2021, 11:55:00 PM »


Twitter is quite fun right now.

Heheh.

Quote from: Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani
Luke Akehurst, who has helped set fire to the Labour Party so it becomes more ‘electable’, appears to have just lost his council seat in Oxford.

Who says karma doesn’t exist.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1391124016086323213

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2021, 11:58:21 PM »

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2021, 12:00:39 AM »


Another good socialist lost to the claws of big business.

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2021, 12:05:36 AM »
"Instant Starmer's gonna get you..."

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2021, 01:10:53 AM »


Another good socialist lost to the claws of big business.

Was she particularly interested and qualified/experienced in whatever it is cazoo do? Or is it blatant ex facto political profiteering? Who can say.

See also: the dregs of the former Change the Independent Group:UK

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2021, 01:41:31 AM »
Things fall apart; the Centre cannot hold.

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Lose Dudley, lose Harlow, oh! weakness of Keith
The speed of John Major, the strength of a leaf
With boringest boringness, London you flee
I am weak from your centrism, Keir Starmer QC

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2021, 02:28:39 AM »
Guys Kieth is very upset, tone it down with the memes and stuff yeah?


Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2021, 02:40:33 AM »
Hold the bus, that last line... Is the implication that this Starmer affair stuff all kicked off because Rayner leaked it in retaliation?

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #45 on: May 09, 2021, 03:01:00 AM »
time to invest in a racecar bed

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #46 on: May 09, 2021, 03:27:25 AM »
As a pretend socialist I think he should get a trolleybus bed.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #47 on: May 09, 2021, 07:26:23 AM »
So is Tracy Brabin going to win this mayoral thing? And how come she has to give up her seat? Dan Jarvis is a mayor and and an MP (which itself seems a bit ridiculous)

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« Reply #48 on: May 09, 2021, 09:14:47 AM »
Dan Jarvis is the Peoples' Johnny Mercer though.  Don't put any impossibility past him.  I search the Sheffield Herald, daily, for allegations about his poor wife.  Sure I'm not alone in that.


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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #49 on: May 09, 2021, 09:21:39 AM »
Chapman looks far too similar to Sunday Politics' Jo Coburn to be comfortable

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2021, 09:25:22 AM »
Yes, I noticed that.  I don't like Jo Coburn either.  Weird old world.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2021, 09:36:31 AM »
I guess I'll be the one fucking Goldentony's father then.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2021, 09:38:11 AM »
You're a lucky man!  Hear he's more tender than Dan Jarvis' wife, even if less experienced.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2021, 09:40:25 AM »
I hoped the new thread title would carry that quote about changing the things that need to be changed

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2021, 09:55:42 AM »
Whilst we're brushing the subject of Jo Coburn, did you know that she's married to Mark Flanagan, Chief Executive of Portland Communications? 

The same Portland Communications that employed Tom Mauchline - the fellow that fired the starting gun on open season on Crobbo at Pride so very long ago

The same Mark Flanagan that was Tonty's Head of Strategic Communications at Downing Street.

Yep.

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2021, 09:56:11 AM »
There seems to be a trend amongst centrists now that their golden boy is a busted flush that Starmer is just a continuation of the decline of Labour under Corbyn. Rather than it being a completely different era and an attempt to distance itself from 2015 to 2019. Expect JOB to have a big rant about "What happened to Labour? First Corbyn, now this"

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2021, 10:00:00 AM »
'He was so bad they were still booing him when we came on'

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« Reply #57 on: May 09, 2021, 10:00:10 AM »
Labour's finished so it doesn't really matter what anyone says about it now.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #58 on: May 09, 2021, 10:02:45 AM »
Looking forward to another generation of Tory rule. Thanks Labour.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #59 on: May 09, 2021, 10:16:33 AM »
Apparently Tracy Brabin is going to be PCC as well, so has to give up her seat, but Dan Jarvis isn’t so doesn’t. Your guess is as good as mine.

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