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Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits

Started by king_tubby, May 08, 2021, 09:41:50 PM

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Inspector Norse

Things fall apart; the Centre cannot hold.

- WB Yeats

idunnosomename

sir cheems has the box



(not mine, i wouldve given sir cheems his legs, but whatever, being shit is part of the joke with these)

pancreas


Mr_Simnock

From the last Labour thread
Quote from: holyzombiejesus on May 08, 2021, 07:39:32 PM
I realise there's not much love for Rayner round here, but hahahahahahahaha
WHAT?


JamesTC

Why did nobody tell me that Keith's middle name was Rodney Plonker?

Ferris

Quote from: Mr_Simnock on May 08, 2021, 11:50:19 PM
From the last Labour threadWHAT?

I watched that for the intended line, but am enjoying it so much I'm going to leave it on while I tidy the kitchen.

The
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had me proper cackling.

Buelligan

Quote from: pancreas on May 08, 2021, 11:49:54 PM


Twitter is quite fun right now.

Heheh.

Quote from: Aaron Bastani@AaronBastaniLuke Akehurst, who has helped set fire to the Labour Party so it becomes more 'electable', appears to have just lost his council seat in Oxford.

Who says karma doesn't exist.

https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1391124016086323213


Sebastian Cobb



Another good socialist lost to the claws of big business.

DrGreggles


Ferris

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 09, 2021, 12:00:39 AM


Another good socialist lost to the claws of big business.

Was she particularly interested and qualified/experienced in whatever it is cazoo do? Or is it blatant ex facto political profiteering? Who can say.

See also: the dregs of the former Change the Independent Group:UK

Quote from: Inspector Norse on May 08, 2021, 11:41:10 PM
Things fall apart; the Centre cannot hold.

- WB Yeats

Lose Dudley, lose Harlow, oh! weakness of Keith
The speed of John Major, the strength of a leaf
With boringest boringness, London you flee
I am weak from your centrism, Keir Starmer QC

Leo2112

Guys Kieth is very upset, tone it down with the memes and stuff yeah?


Sebastian Cobb

Hold the bus, that last line... Is the implication that this Starmer affair stuff all kicked off because Rayner leaked it in retaliation?

chveik


Sebastian Cobb

As a pretend socialist I think he should get a trolleybus bed.

pigamus

So is Tracy Brabin going to win this mayoral thing? And how come she has to give up her seat? Dan Jarvis is a mayor and and an MP (which itself seems a bit ridiculous)

Buelligan

Dan Jarvis is the Peoples' Johnny Mercer though.  Don't put any impossibility past him.  I search the Sheffield Herald, daily, for allegations about his poor wife.  Sure I'm not alone in that.


People will fall for this terrible guff - Alan Johnson, The Sun

BlodwynPig

Chapman looks far too similar to Sunday Politics' Jo Coburn to be comfortable

Buelligan

Yes, I noticed that.  I don't like Jo Coburn either.  Weird old world.

Zetetic

I guess I'll be the one fucking Goldentony's father then.

Buelligan

You're a lucky man!  Hear he's more tender than Dan Jarvis' wife, even if less experienced.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I hoped the new thread title would carry that quote about changing the things that need to be changed

Buelligan

Whilst we're brushing the subject of Jo Coburn, did you know that she's married to Mark Flanagan, Chief Executive of Portland Communications? 

The same Portland Communications that employed Tom Mauchline - the fellow that fired the starting gun on open season on Crobbo at Pride so very long ago

The same Mark Flanagan that was Tonty's Head of Strategic Communications at Downing Street.

Yep.

lipsink

There seems to be a trend amongst centrists now that their golden boy is a busted flush that Starmer is just a continuation of the decline of Labour under Corbyn. Rather than it being a completely different era and an attempt to distance itself from 2015 to 2019. Expect JOB to have a big rant about "What happened to Labour? First Corbyn, now this"

Dr Rock

'He was so bad they were still booing him when we came on'

Buelligan

Labour's finished so it doesn't really matter what anyone says about it now.

Butchers Blind

Looking forward to another generation of Tory rule. Thanks Labour.

pigamus

Apparently Tracy Brabin is going to be PCC as well, so has to give up her seat, but Dan Jarvis isn't so doesn't. Your guess is as good as mine.