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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2970 on: July 16, 2021, 09:14:47 PM »
this is probably the worst thing this cunt has ever done. watch the videos if you haven't: it's incredibly bad how pandering he is to these awful people. that the Asian fella who voted for Blair in 97 ran as a tory councillor is just the cherry on the shitty cake.

(I saw a tweet complaining there wasn't a single black voice there, well, good fucking luck finding a single black person in Blackpool)

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« Reply #2971 on: July 16, 2021, 09:24:48 PM »
How about a title for the next thread.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2972 on: July 16, 2021, 09:45:58 PM »


ah well warty face let me let you in on a lil secret: the tories are lying

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2973 on: July 16, 2021, 09:48:47 PM »
I bet Kieth goes on to argue this within the parameters of the 'household income' fallacy.

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« Reply #2974 on: July 16, 2021, 09:56:01 PM »


ah well warty face let me let you in on a lil secret: the tories are lying

Yeah, but I like The Cribs.

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2975 on: July 16, 2021, 09:57:26 PM »
Ooh, 100 pages.

New Labour thread; New Danger thread.

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« Reply #2976 on: July 16, 2021, 10:05:45 PM »
poo labour

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« Reply #2977 on: July 16, 2021, 10:55:59 PM »
poo labour

If the next Labour thread needs a title....

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2978 on: July 16, 2021, 11:14:46 PM »
How about a title for the next thread.

Labout Party: Live from the NorthWall™ town of Keighley.

Labour Party: Boss Man Starmer Says "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2979 on: July 16, 2021, 11:16:03 PM »
sir crab farmer doesnt deserve much better wordplay tbh

Than poo labour poo anus i mean

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2980 on: July 16, 2021, 11:29:14 PM »
starmer he crabbin

keith's gone bananas

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2981 on: July 16, 2021, 11:42:19 PM »
Labour Party - Just kill them all with hammers

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2982 on: July 16, 2021, 11:55:08 PM »
Labour 2021: Cursed Armour

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2983 on: July 17, 2021, 12:23:07 AM »
here's the one that's driving me berserk

why do only over-25s work?

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2984 on: July 17, 2021, 12:35:41 AM »
“Be the change that needs changing and that’s the change I’ll bring about in the world”

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2985 on: July 17, 2021, 12:37:04 AM »
Alternative:

“Turn and face the strange, ch-ch-ch-changeing (the things that need changeing and that’s the change I’ll bring about)”

Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2986 on: July 17, 2021, 07:06:37 AM »


ah well warty face let me let you in on a lil secret: the tories are lying

He should play on her suggestability though and claim the fuzzle creatures of the magic wood will provide the money when he sings their friendship song.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2987 on: July 17, 2021, 08:17:50 AM »
Labour lose another ward, Tividale to the Tories. Down 13%.

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« Reply #2988 on: July 17, 2021, 08:32:40 AM »
Why are the British so eye-wateringly ugly?

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« Reply #2989 on: July 17, 2021, 08:52:02 AM »
Oh good. Just turned BBC Breakfast on and the very first thing I see is Jess Phillips. Can the day get any worse?

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2990 on: July 17, 2021, 09:14:30 AM »
Oh good. Just turned BBC Breakfast on and the very first thing I see is Jess Phillips. Can the day get any worse?

No, the good news is that the only way is up. You hit Jess Phillips after passing rock bottom.

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« Reply #2991 on: July 17, 2021, 09:20:37 AM »
Ages ago, I acted as a spokesman on some really niche issue. I did some radio and TV for it but soon got bored and wandered off. I continued getting calls from the BBC for about a decade after my involvement had ended. I asked why this was and the bloke said that they had a kind of issue database and a list of potential talking heads that was evidently not that well maintained.

I assume this is how Jess Philips is still finding her way onto TV. There's a shared folder on the office server and if you do a search for Labour then Jess Philips' mobile comes up because someone put it in the doc around the time when she looked like she might one day lead the party.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2992 on: July 17, 2021, 09:41:03 AM »
Whatever happened to that 50k Phillips raised for her leadership campaign?

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« Reply #2993 on: July 17, 2021, 09:59:45 AM »
To defeat evil, you must become evil

Become even more evil even

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2994 on: July 17, 2021, 10:10:20 AM »
Whatever happened to that 50k Phillips raised for her leadership campaign?

Handbags and nightclubs are expensive.

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« Reply #2995 on: July 17, 2021, 10:22:09 AM »
So are the gifts you have to take when you go for a banquet at the Rees-Moggs'.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2996 on: July 17, 2021, 10:35:05 AM »
Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer

Labour: focus group me till I fart

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2997 on: July 17, 2021, 10:54:37 AM »
Ages ago, I acted as a spokesman on some really niche issue. I did some radio and TV for it but soon got bored and wandered off. I continued getting calls from the BBC for about a decade after my involvement had ended. I asked why this was and the bloke said that they had a kind of issue database and a list of potential talking heads that was evidently not that well maintained.

I assume this is how Jess Philips is still finding her way onto TV. There's a shared folder on the office server and if you do a search for Labour then Jess Philips' mobile comes up because someone put it in the doc around the time when she looked like she might one day lead the party.

Yeah, there's a woman who was in the year below me at school who seems to have been appointed as the BBC's 'marketing expert.' She also did this. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3064363/I-m-not-Tory-s-absolute-nonsense-says-straight-talking-businesswoman-took-Ed-Miliband-task-live-TV.html

Hmm. That's all I can say. I get on okay with her on a personal basis, although it's not often we meet or have any personal contact.The last time was at a funeral about three years ago. But still hmm.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2998 on: July 17, 2021, 10:59:27 AM »
lol at posting heil links.

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Re: Labour Party - We are not the party of people on benefits
« Reply #2999 on: July 17, 2021, 11:03:45 AM »
jrc1921 is amazing at this. Every time.


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