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Been thrown under the bus

Started by GoblinAhFuckScary, May 08, 2021, 10:55:16 PM

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GoblinAhFuckScary

Can you please contact emergency services

gib

They want to know which type of bus it is.

Ferris

Quote from: GoblinAhFuckScary on May 08, 2021, 10:55:16 PM
Can you please contact emergency services

The HS Art emergency services are pretty ineffective after we laid off all the clowns with buckets of glitter. I can call them but don't expect too much.

Hops that's alright?

bgmnts

Do you consent to having a medical item inserted into your meatus?

Ferris


Ferris

...the phone tree is just anus jokes, hang on I'll press 0 to speak to a dispatcher.

gib

Now they're asking if the bus is still on top of you. Is the bus still on top of you and what type of bus is it?

Ferris

I said "probably a Routemaster" but they're all saying "ooh more like a ring master hahahahaha".

When they're finished laughing, I'll tell them you are in agony.


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Any minute now.


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Just as soon as they stop laughing at their own jokes.

GoblinAhFuckScary

Appreciate the work. Can't believe they'd just sell me down the river like that. Thrown to the wolves like

gib

they're transferring me to the metaphor rescue team, the hold music is torture

Ferris

Quote from: gib on May 08, 2021, 11:30:24 PM
they're transferring me to the metaphor rescue team, the hold music is torture

Are you getting that godawful saxophone solo as well? It's woken next doors cat.

bgmnts

Is the bus alright by the way?

Glebe

This is what popcorn did to me after I swore fealty to him, the dishonourable swine!

Sebastian Cobb

Well you did ask the quickest way to get to hospital.

gib

Are the wolves still a threat?

wosl

Not as much as they were last season.