Man Wakes Up From Drinking Session To Find 'Nonce' Tattooed On His Forehead

[dissolute ocelot]

He could have tippexed out the second N and expressed his opposition to the Church of England or European Union CE safety standards.

Or stuck his head in a woodchipper till it was flayed down to the skull.

[H-O-W-L]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I don't think HAHA SWEET SHOP would fit. You'd run out of head.

[H-O-W-L]

Three mates. Three heads. Think on mate.

[JamesTC]

And we wonder why more people with Nonce tattooed on their forehead don't post here.

[Fambo Number Mive]

He should have looked for a company that rhymed with nonce and asked if they would sponsor an ad on his forehead.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Add B and E in front, and change the first N to a Y, to express admiration for a popular chanteuse.

Or keep the N and just encourage people to change their lifestyle.

[JamesTC]

He should have looked for a company that rhymed with nonce and asked if they would sponsor an ad on his forehead.

Better yet he could have asked a nonce to advertise on his forehead and he wouldn't have had to change anything.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Perfect. If this man had any wits about him he'd have got them on the blower immediately and negotiated a lucrative advertising deal. Just need to add an extra D'.
D'umbarse.

[olliebean]

Clearly he should have changed the first "N" to "SC".

[idunnosomename]

we wonder why more illiterate labourers from Peterborough dont post here.

well i do. every day.