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Things That Are ALWAYS Funny

Started by DrGreggles, May 11, 2021, 08:29:34 AM

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dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Neville Chamberlain on May 12, 2021, 08:22:20 PM
Off-screen car crash/collision noise, especially if the mode of transportation couldn't possibly have caused such a crashing sound.
And the inverse, things with no engine or source of combustion crashing and catching fire.

Transubstantiation.

And new pages.


The Crumb

Flimsy prop items falling to bits in someone's hands.

Video Game Fan 2000

Arino putting down the controller to celebrate beating the boss only to be cunted back to the start of the level by the boss' second form/forgetting to save.

Chollis


Kankurette


phes

Quote from: Captain Z on May 12, 2021, 08:25:05 PM
Montage of many things happening, reveal that only a very short amount of time has passed.

Second lap of the NASCAR race in Malcolm in the Middle

Captain Z

Quote from: phes on May 15, 2021, 12:37:23 AM
Second lap of the NASCAR race in Malcolm in the Middle

Exactly the one that made me post that!

Douglas and Jen in The IT Crowd was another one that came to mind: "How long have we known each other now - three, four months?" "Well, no... it's just been today." Sorry I can't think of a more favourable one.


Gulftastic

Quote from: Captain Z on May 15, 2021, 01:15:16 AM
Exactly the one that made me post that!

Douglas and Jen in The IT Crowd was another one that came to mind: "How long have we known each other now - three, four months?" "Well, no... it's just been today." Sorry I can't think of a more favourable one.

The opening of this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXqLWqCqDHc

Pink Gregory

Offscreen crashing sounds including a cat yowling

Cold Meat Platter


kalowski

Overtly posh voices as an insult. Such as "Ohh, ain't he grand! 'No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm orf to play the graand piano!'"

Talulah, really!


Quote from: madhair60 on May 11, 2021, 11:00:18 AM
"Oh no, no way, no chance, absolutely not, there is NO WAY in HELL I am wearing that sombrero!"

Next shot wearing sombrero with face like thunder.

I laffed reading this one.

Cold Meat Platter


Dead Soon

Cumbersome objects falling on to people/people being struck by them.

King example:

https://youtu.be/4uiGzdLFHio?t=165

Kankurette

Louis van Gaal's sex masochism interview.

benjitz

The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 9th and 10th times one sees a sign saying Shitbottle, apparently.

idunnosomename

Quote from: kalowski on May 16, 2021, 02:37:06 PM
Overtly posh voices as an insult. Such as "Ohh, ain't he grand! 'No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm orf to play the graand piano!'"
i thought this was the NEVER thread and was ready to vehemently disagree

phes

Unrepliable abuse. I'm in Liverpool for a holiday. Walking down Seel Street in an orange t shirt and someone in a group of women shouted at me hey you orange bastard

The Mollusk

Quote from: phes on July 02, 2021, 06:42:00 AM
Unrepliable abuse. I'm in Liverpool for a holiday. Walking down Seel Street in an orange t shirt and someone in a group of women shouted at me hey you orange bastard

"WHAT YOU DOIN WITH THAT PLOW YA TWAT"

TheMonk

Cancelled former Neighbours cast member Craig McLachlan doing standup comedy:
https://youtu.be/vFqWC02Oobw

mrClaypole

Quote from: TheMonk on July 02, 2021, 07:37:05 AM
Cancelled former Neighbours cast member Craig McLachlan doing standup comedy:
https://youtu.be/vFqWC02Oobw


Jesus. That was painful

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: The Mollusk on July 02, 2021, 07:31:01 AM
"WHAT YOU DOIN WITH THAT PLOW YA TWAT"

Friend was walking to a gig with a guitar and amp in tumble, Llanelli, and found a shopping trolley along the way, so popped it all in the trolley to save carrying

Along the way someone bellowed from the window of a house

MOVING HOUSE IS IT? TWAAT?!

Brundle-Fly

Quote from: TheMonk on July 02, 2021, 07:37:05 AM
Cancelled former Neighbours cast member Craig McLachlan doing standup comedy:
https://youtu.be/vFqWC02Oobw

It was eggy but he got enough laughs for it not to be total humiliation. McLachlan was also tried and acquitted of the allegations.  He does seem to be in love with himself and is about as funny as 'other peoples' poo'.

TheMonk

McLachlan: What's worse than poo?
Audience Member: YOU!
*applause*

Brundle-Fly

Quote from: TheMonk on July 02, 2021, 11:14:03 AM
McLachlan: What's worse than poo?
Audience Member: YOU!
*applause*

Yes, he didn't walk into that heckle but crowd surfed.

idunnosomename

Christ that finale about Iraq is torture. Are the audience more likely to know about his songs than me.

Funny how he really loses the footie show audience via incest with Kylie Minogue and beastiality "jokes".

phantom_power

Whenever someone says "sorry" to you, following up with "you will be" in a menacing manner