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Things That Are ALWAYS Funny

Started by DrGreggles, May 11, 2021, 08:29:34 AM

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zomgmouse

overly academic descriptions of immature concepts

a common first name paired with a noun as a last name e.g. Jim Battlements / Rodney Chairleg / Ethel Perimeter / Nancy Softdrink

bums and poos and wees and willies

Jockice

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 13, 2021, 02:21:53 AM
A man's trousers fall down and he waddles around with them around his ankles. Only time that wasn't funny was in Scum.

My trackie trousers and underpants fell down in the kitchen this morning and I can't bend down far enough to pull them up. It wasn't filmed though.

Richard Heald

People mistaking the German "nein" for "nine".  Especially when it's Phil Silvers in Carry On Follow That Camel.

beanheadmcginty


madhair60

Graham Linehan starting a campaign to remove lottery funds from a trans charity which resulted in a counter-campaign raising 300k for said charity, who got the lottery funds anyway, then Graham giving up his career, marriage and children to be a transphobe on Twitter which he was then banned from.

holyzombiejesus

The oxidation of ethanol to ethanoic acid.

Cold Meat Platter


Bad Ambassador



JamesTC


An tSaoi

People linking to Trump's twitter account to see what he thinks about current events:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

The Crumb

Quote from: BJBMK2 on May 13, 2021, 01:59:52 AM
Any time in The Simpsons when someone will run out of the room, followed by the sounds of footsteps, and a car skidding away.

Bonus points for when the sound of a plane taking off is added.

I was just thinking of this. Also Simpsons centric, things exploding spectacularly after a minor collision.

paruses

The CaB joke about pharmacists eating all the drugs. No idea why.

Chollis


Jockice

Quote from: paruses on May 13, 2021, 03:47:25 PM
The CaB joke about pharmacists eating all the drugs. No idea why.

Yes! Although in my case it's even funnier because a kid from the year below me at school became a pharmacist who served me with a prescription once but didn't recognise me when I said hello to him. Must have been all the drugs he'd taken, eh?

dead-ced-dead


chrispmartha

People dressed in mascot outfits falling over.



DrGreggles


chveik



jamiefairlie

Quote from: chrispmartha on May 13, 2021, 04:41:38 PM
People dressed in mascot outfits falling over.




You may like It's A Knockout.

WhoMe

Nonchalant super-human strength. Hulk ragdolling whatsisface British actor around. Punching Thor off the side of the screen etc.

Dusty Substance


Lowlife characters who are deluded into thinking they are beloved by all. Like Rik in Filthy Rich and Catflap with all his adoring fans, or Philly Boy Roy on The Best Show who once claimed there was a 17 mile queue for his book-signing. 

Quote from: chrispmartha on May 13, 2021, 04:41:38 PM
People dressed in mascot outfits falling over.




If you've never seen this, you're in for a treat...

https://youtu.be/8nHnQQhWQVA


chrispmartha

Quote from: jamiefairlie on May 13, 2021, 05:10:49 PM
You may like It's A Knockout.

Funny you should say that... I was going to post IAKO!


Anyway...

Swedish Chef


JamesTC

Quote from: chrispmartha on May 13, 2021, 04:41:38 PM
People dressed in mascot outfits falling over.

This one always gets me.


DrGreggles

That compilation of Disney mascots falling is fucking amazing.

Quote from: Dusty Substance on May 13, 2021, 06:16:47 PM
Lowlife characters who are deluded into thinking they are beloved by all.


Kankurette