Best great ape

[The Crumb]

Project Nim convinced me people and chimps are both absolute wrong uns. Orangutans edge it for me.

[dissolute ocelot]

Homo erectus.

[Poobum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcN7lHSD5Y

Bonobos, the non-evil chimp. Would build me fires and protect me from world.

[chveik]

i'm a baboon person

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Of all the great apes, it is the human that has the longest and girthiest penis, and nicest tits too, probably.
Suck on that, primates.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

De Loy's Ape

[Ferris]

Of all the great apes, it is the human that has the longest and girthiest penis, and nicest tits too, probably.
Suck on that, primates.

And we wonder why more bonobos don't post on here.

[BlodwynPig]

Orangutans without doubt. Big, gentle and infinitely cute. Man of the forest innit.

Horrible cunts. I hate them

[dissolute ocelot]

Yetis? Some say they're Gigantopithecus, which are the biggest apes.

[Inspector Norse]

The clue is in the name, Great Ape. They wouldn't be called that if they wrre rubbish apes. They are all great at being apes.

Little Timmy, age 9

[Glebe]

[Butchers Blind]

Gorillas give the best talks.

[Jittlebags]

Gorillas give the best talks.

He said "I'll punch your head!" I said "Whose?" He said "Yours!"
I said "Mine?" He said "Yes!" I said "Oh?"
He said "Want a fight?" I said "Who?" He said "You!"
I said "Me?" He said "Yes!" I said "No!"
So we then came to words, he said "You're a cad!"
I said "Cad?" He said "Yes!" I said "Who?"
He said "Who?" I said "Yes." He said "You!" I said "Oh!"
So of course then I knew.

[Chollis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcN7lHSD5Y

Bonobos, the non-evil chimp. Would build me fires and protect me from world.

Lovely stuff. Top comment under that made me laugh too

[Glebe]

Gorillas give the best talks.

"...and I came to know a beautiful macaque we had some crazy adventures!"

[Consignia]

Gorillas give the best talks.

I said "In, in, jail?"
He goes, "Yeah, these days. These days, mate, if you say you're an orangutan, right, these days, you'll get arrested and you'll be thrown in jail."
I said, "You'll be thrown...?"

[Thomas]

Orangutan seems like the only one that wouldn't peel your face off and wank with it until armed police arrive.

So I would have to say bonobo

[Fr.Bigley]

But the bonobo is insufferable, always sitting around making shite soundscape beats and befriended by arseholes in Dalston.

Bonobo can get tae

[Fr.Bigley]

Also if you look at the poll results sideways on your phone, the winner, Clyde is giving you the finger. Suck it, gimps.

[Jittlebags]

Blue Arsed Bukkake Bonobo Babes.

[flotemysost]

Gorillas give the best talks.

I'm getting more Legend Gary vibes off this one. "Fackin TITS on her though!". Legend Gorry.

So I will go Cat for best great ape

Here you go




Apologies if I'm being dense bgmnts but what's the difference between image 1) and 4), are they both chimps?

[Fr.Bigley]

Chimp one is rare, chimp two is over done.

[flotemysost]

Chimp Bae

[Kelvin]

Orangutans seem like the obvious choice because they're so docile, but I think they're just lazy shits, really. Gorillas have the potential to be complete beserkers, but they generally aren't, so that's inherently more interesting: the soulful giant.     

I also think gorillas have gorgeous, deep eyes, and there's real intelligence and melancholy in their faces. I generally dislike the anthropomorphism of animals, but when you look at a gorilla's face, I really do feel like you see humanity reflected. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJPQGbYB1A 

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Orangutans seem like the obvious choice because they're so docile, but I think they're just lazy shits, really. Gorillas have the potential to be complete beserkers, but they generally aren't, so that's inherently more interesting: the soulful giant.     

I also think gorillas have gorgeous, deep eyes, and there's real intelligence and melancholy in their faces. I generally dislike the anthropomorphism of animals, but when you look at a gorilla's face, I really do feel like you see humanity reflected. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJPQGbYB1A

Orangutans were murdering prostitutes in nineteenth-century Paris and stuffing them up chimneys before any of us were even born. They can berserk with the best of them. Would absolutely apehandle a gorilla in a fight. No disrespect to our gorilla friends (a close second place in this contest) but the men of the forest are the true soulful giants.

[imitationleather]

What name does he post on here as?

[Kelvin]

Orangutans were murdering prostitutes in nineteenth-century Paris and stuffing them up chimneys before any of us were even born. They can berserk with the best of them. Would absolutely apehandle a gorilla in a fight. No disrespect to our gorilla friends (a close second place in this contest) but the men of the forest are the true soulful giants.

Well, I don't fancy orangutans, but I do fancy gorillas.

[Ferris]

What name does he post on here as?

FerriswheelBueller

[idunnosomename]

great tits

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Why are gorillas always sat down? Lazy bastards.