The young one is after spray-painting her head

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

She didn't want her friends to see the mess she made trying to bleach her hair last week.

Her hair is as stiff as a board. She nearly killed herself with the fumes.

I'd worry about it leaching into her brain but you can't damage what isn't there.

She'll have to have it all shaved off now, that'll be some entertainment.

[Glebe]

This is Legend Gary's kid I presume?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

She's the young one.

[Ferris]

Bejaney!

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What is as stiff as a board and goes on fire when lit


Hair




Bonus punchline:   and then afterwards shave it off, question mark?

[PlanktonSideburns]

Shaved off hair will make lovely kindling, so make sure to ask the barber if you can keep it

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What smells the best when it is on fire


Hair




Bonus punchline:   has grown from the scalp on the head

[PlanktonSideburns]

Hair covered in peroxide

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Perox is Greek for penis, yes?