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Let's all go to prison!

Started by popcorn, May 14, 2021, 02:06:10 PM

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popcorn


popcorn

Let's repay our debts to society with time behind bars!

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I'm gonna sneak on the roof and when they leave us alone I will just walk home

Lemming

Another bad idea from popcorn. I hate this already.

I'm getting out of here. Anyone who wants in on the escape plan, please register your interest by tapping on the pipes in your cell in morse code so that it echoes into my cell.

popcorn

What you two need is rehabilitation!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


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These new songs for the extended Grease stage musical are quite a grind to listen to

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Though, come to think of it, is it not quite refreshing to hear mainstream pop songs that attempt to normalise tape for once

Ferris

I'm just visiting, and I must say it doesn't look fun.


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That's what popcorn looks like in real life

Fambo Number Mive

Anyone else fancy slopping out to the music of Lionel Ritchie?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Anyone fancy a trip to the greenhouse?

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Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on May 14, 2021, 09:29:20 PM
Anyone else fancy slopping out to the music of Lionel Ritchie?

Lionel Blair does a good turn on the tap floor if anyone is interested in grinding a few screws

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Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 14, 2021, 09:33:16 PM
Anyone fancy a trip to the greenhouse?

Hi I haven't worn a false buttocks for a very long time.  Are they still made of that terrible thin plastic that cracks when you sit on it?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Looking to get me a prison bitch. Please send your written application as well as a picture of your rectum to Cell 127, Beast Wing before 31st May in order to be considered. Good luck!

popcorn


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popcorn you do realise that if you go to prison all of your tits will get mashed

popcorn

So be it! You do the crime, you do the time. :-)

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Glebe

Let's all go to prison!
Let's all go to prison!
Let's all go to prison!
To get ourselves all bummed

popcorn

Let's all hand ourselves in and commit ourselves to a lengthy stay in a correctional facility.

pancreas

Is this the prison made of used bog roll? If so, I'm out.

pancreas

Sorry, I should say:

GO IN A FUCKEN PRISOOOON MADE OF PAPERED SHIT SCRAPINGS OFF TEN MILLION CUNTS ARSEHOLES? FUCK. OFF.


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Dr Rock

Scum is not set in a prison.

Dr Rock

I'm all for jail-based whimsy but please base any references on actual prison films. Caged Heat for example, or Ghosts Of The Civil Dead.


Dr Rock

'I AM A FREE, I AM NOT MAN, A NUMBER' What's that from?

Glebe

I'm not surprised everyone wants to go to prison nowadays. They're like holiday camps with TV and nice meals.