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Stephen Bear charged with sexual offences

Started by Blue Jam, May 14, 2021, 05:58:05 PM

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Blue Jam


steve98

This won't harm his career at all. Legend

SpiderChrist

Never heard of the cunt. Looks like a cunt, though. Cunt.

lankyguy95

If you come across a Stephen Bear, avoid eye contact and back away slowly from the twat.

Blue Jam

Some edited highlights of his Gary behaviour on Celebs Go Dating:

https://youtu.be/dQC-X0Z2j-M

I enjoy that show as a top TV Guilty Pleasure but he made it a tough watch, I had to wonder if he was a bona fide sociopath. The guy made my skin crawl.

He's also living proof that "creepy" is not a euphemism for "ugly", as those incel types who bang on about "creep-shaming" would have you believe. I think there's a certain brand of creepiness that is actually unique to good-looking people, the kind that comes from being good-looking and knowing it and thinking it will allow you to get away with anything (and to some extent it will). Dennis from It's Always Sunny is a good fictional example.

kittens


Blue Jam

More details from The Mirror- the BBC article makes it sound like a revenge porn case and apparently that's exactly what it is:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/stephen-bear-re-bailed-nine-24040642.amp

The jury should send him down for the state of those jeans alone.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

He should be shot for inflicting that on poor George Harrison.

Chedney Honks

Love Bear, absolute legend on that tattoo show, the Godzilla of bants.

I can't condone the sexual crimes, despite this.



Blue Jam

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 14, 2021, 07:05:04 PM
Sounds like a grim children's book

On Celebs Go Dating the agency decided to invite his parents in to see if they could persuade their son to stop being such a sleazebag. They were referred to as "Mummy Bear" and "Daddy Bear". And then Daddy Bear turned out to be an even bigger Legend Gary than his son and just showed them how he got that way:

https://youtu.be/PQBykustUDo

idunnosomename

how contrived. i hope he goes to prison.

how do you play a tune on the bongos anyway.

BlodwynPig


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

You can just tell from looking at a picture of him that he's a cunt. What is it with these people? They look like they've all come fresh off the production line from the Cunt Factory, men and women included.

Blue Jam

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 14, 2021, 07:36:45 PM
how contrived.

Oh yes, both Stephen Bear and Daddy Bear are playing a character there, but as Kurt Vonnegut wrote, we are who we pretend to be.

Johnny Yesno


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 14, 2021, 07:47:30 PM
You can just tell from looking at a picture of him that he's a cunt. What is it with these people? They look like they've all come fresh off the production line from the Cunt Factory, men and women included.

Bear-faced.

jobotic

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on May 14, 2021, 07:47:30 PM
You can just tell from looking at a picture of him that he's a cunt. What is it with these people? They look like they've all come fresh off the production line from the Cunt Factory, men and women included.
Why do you hate the working class etc etc

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


JaDanketies

he was an awful prick on Celebrity Big Brother, where he bizarrely won, and he warmed me to Charlotte Crosby in comparison on Just Tattoo of Us. He's always behaved like an absolute bellend and pretended it's just a wind up and a bit of banter, mate. Revenge porn seems exactly like the kind of shitheaded crime he would do, with the 'is it a wind up or am I deliberately and callously bullying you' shroedinger's arsehole thing going on.

Maybe he was great on Love Island, I didn't watch it. I got standards. Celebrity Big Brother dead-end C5 series and Just Tattoo of Us is one thing, but Love Island? blech

Kankurette

Quote from: Blue Jam on May 14, 2021, 07:20:53 PM
On Celebs Go Dating the agency decided to invite his parents in to see if they could persuade their son to stop being such a sleazebag. They were referred to as "Mummy Bear" and "Daddy Bear". And then Daddy Bear turned out to be an even bigger Legend Gary than his son and just showed them how he got that way:

https://youtu.be/PQBykustUDo
Someone needs to send Goldilocks to rob their house.

Does CBB have actual celebrities on these days or is it just people who've been on other reality TV shows?

Blue Jam

Quote from: Kankurette on May 14, 2021, 09:40:34 PM
Someone needs to send Goldilocks to rob their house.

Ahhh, but it's got CCTV *shudder*

QuoteDoes CBB have actual celebrities on these days or is it just people who've been on other reality TV shows?

A lot of reality shows now just recruit contestants from reality TV agencies. This is why you'll see some of the same non-famous faces pop up in different shows if like me you watch far too many of them. There was a contestant on The Apprentice who had been on Take Me Out not long before, and I recognised a woman from First Dates as a contestant on Come Dine With Me, and an X Factor contestant on Body Fixers getting his body hair waxed off. I guess if you just appear in enough of these things and are memorable enough you can eventually become a celebrity of sorts. Yes, there are actually agencies for people who want to be reality TV "celebrities" now. What a time to be alive.

Of course Tom from off Celebs Go Dating, the  agency receptionist who does the very camp very posh accent, was a contenstant on The Voice:

https://youtu.be/TEas95ZTURM