Taint® by Paco Rabanne

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In life, to have an edge
To reach your goal
Confidence, distinction

Taint is the colour of power
Taint is strength of expression
Taint is living
Taint is winning

Pour Homme

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Advert is Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner and leather trousers, stroking his taint suggestively as he wanders around a desert or something.

[jobotic]

Not suggestively, thoughtfully.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Pensively!

[shiftwork2]

Always see this ad on Xmas Eve, shorthand for thoughtless distress purchase.

[Glebe]

Taint my favourite fragrance!

[shiftwork2]

Taint my favourite fragrance!

And have you heard about this aftershave?

[Glebe]

And have you heard about this aftershave?

Yes, and 'taint' my favourite, 't'ain't my favourite, 'T'AIN'T!

[shiftwork2]

I get it now you've explained it but you still like the smell of taints, and you can't get out of it.

[Replies From View]

It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Taintmas

[shiftwork2]

Is is if you're Glebe

[Glebe]

BARRY ADMIN?! YOU THERE?!?

[hamfist]

And now new Taint® for Her

What's that scent ?

Oh ! That's just my Taint®

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There's a video on efukt (clips of funny stuff from porn films) where somebody asks one of the women why it's called a taint. Her reply:
"Cos it taint the balls, and it taint the asshole".