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Last of the Summer Wine Bar

Started by Fambo Number Mive, May 17, 2021, 09:26:44 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

Foggy, Clegg and Compo in suits, holding filofaxes and talking about how they sold £400 of Holmfirth PLC shares.

Goldentony

ED-209 ENTERS BAR

[PAYBACK TIME MOTHER U FU FU FU FU FUCKERS MALFUCUFUFUUFUCKERS FUNCTION]

[shoots entire bar up, spins round]

CLEGG
fuck a dog its gone mad

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Murphy falls through the bar, shot to absolute bits. Clarence sticks a little plastic umbrella in Murphy's hair before finishing him off.

Captain Z

Cocktails served in a miniature bathtub on wheels.

Fambo Number Mive


Glebe

COMPO: How about a free drink Nora my love?

NORA (behind bar): Oh, give over! *produces mop and shoes COMPO away*

H-O-W-L

Tom Cody spin-cocks his Winchester then speeds out, choking the bar with exhaust.

Fambo Number Mive

Ivy throwing out Foggy for asking for a beer, followed by Compo for acting like he usually does and Clegg for associating with Foggy and Compo.

Clegg gets up and says "More like a whine bar, with all that moaning"

Foggy talks some rubbish about being in the military while Compo farts a lot.

Glebe

"Three teas Ivy."

"We only sell cocktails here y'daft ha'porth!"

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Last of the Summer Gay Bar next plz. Or Dime Bar.