THE PIG'S TROOPS ARE ATTACKING!

[H-O-W-L]

BUWAAAAAA BUWA BUWAAAAAA
bomdadomdomdadomdadoaddom

[BlodwynPig]

Sorry about that

[Glebe]

Batten down the pork shields!

[gib]

Your people loathe you, sire.

[Lemming]

THESE TAXES ARE UNJUST

[gib]

you can count on us!

[Glebe]

Never before heard Pink Floyd song disappoints.

[BlodwynPig]

Mick Abraham's bandmates turn on him

[H-O-W-L]

please soire i ave a family ta feed

[Glebe]

Charles Manson at it again.

[Glebe]

Any update on the pig's troops?

[H-O-W-L]

Any update on the pig's troops?

They fell through the bar.

[H-O-W-L]

Doesn't look good for crobbins!

[Lemming]

The Lord is under attack!

[BlodwynPig]

Swines Assemble!

[gib]

Bash 'em, lads!

[H-O-W-L]

WE STAND READY
FORWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

[BlodwynPig]

Actually, are the Pig's troops also pigs?

[bgmnts]

There are heroes on both sides.

[gib]

Walk with pride.

[H-O-W-L]

Right-o.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Men, prepare to pour the AIDS from the battlements!

[Lemming]

The granary is empty, sire.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Bring out the sacrificial leper wench!

[BlodwynPig]

Bring out the sacrificial leper wench!

Why?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

She will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!

[gib]

Wood needed.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Not wood, WOAD.

[H-O-W-L]

Can I also bring up just how fucking bloody beautiful Stronghold's music was? Got me into medieval music as a kid.

[gib]

*bakery noise*