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your dad’s computer only goes up to EGA

Started by Replies From View, May 18, 2021, 06:48:41 AM

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BlodwynPig

Heard he's still at PC World waiting a rather long time for the tech guy to return from the back office

Sonny_Jim

Your Dad's computer only has EGA
It's a chunky block riot.
It's really shit for porn
But at least it keeps him quiet.

Saw him printing out loads of ebay listings the other day.
Said he was gonna peruse them at his leisure in front of the snooker.


That's how it started.
He bought a sega magazine at the newsagents thinking it was a saga brochure.
Thought "actually, this looks more fun than a cruise, gonna be the hedgehog runner"
went to HMV and bought an EGA video card.
Absolute state. Not long now.

popcorn


Sonny_Jim

He was slightly taken aback to find that 'Streets of Rage' wasn't all about trying to park at Sainsburys in Luton during the rush hour.

Glebe

Your dad is always showing off his BBC Micro, much to the embarrassment of you and your children/his grandchildren, your grandchildren/his great-grandchildren.