Pun Lovers Gift

[Tony Tony Tony]

From The Grauniad...

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jun/02/english-road-left-looking-like-a-horror-film-after-tomato-puree-spillage

Fill yer boots pun lovers.

Several people made light of the spill, with one tweeting: "I went pasta that. Took a while for the traffic to ketchup."
Another joked: "And I imagine when it does reopen cars will have to passata slow speed?" Others said it was fortunate that the crash didn't take place at Spaghetti Junction.

Edit: My best effort 'several other drivers were caught up in the accident. They were described as uninjured but red faced'

[steve98]

Yeah but that's changing reality, isn't it? Your Edit? Because no other drivers were involved (and got red faces) , were they? None at all.
It's easy to make puns around a situation if you're allowed to willy-nilly fabricate bits of the situation... yeah? So, I'll make a pun about the spilled puree, if that's what you want, but I'll stick with the facts. Right then, pun comin' up.

[zomgmouse]

Don't wish to have a vine but that road's in no condition for people to roma round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chedney Honks]

What's the beef?!

[Mobius]

Oh this is ripe for humour

[Tony Tony Tony]

Oh this is ripe for humour

You pipped me to it.

[bakabaka]

Pure A-road madness!

[Johnny Yesno]

Pure A-road madness!

I don't think this will be topped.

[Captain Z]

Sounds like those elephants had got the hump!

[BlodwynPig]

2nd thread on this now.

[Glebe]

Something for Gigantic Chip Man to dip into!

[touchingcloth]

Bet the driver yelped "marzaaaaaaanoooooooooooo!" when the spill happened!!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Sorry, wrong thread

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Bet the driver yelped "marzaaaaaaanoooooooooooo!" when the spill happened!!

"Oh the Parmagianity"

[Hand Solo]

I hope whoever wrote this article checked their sauces.

[thecuriousorange]

Traffic jam-ie's Italian

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Why don't they get SUPER MARIO to clean it up

[Dr Rock]

I hear the problem was the driver was over-tired as he had to get up at POTATO CLOCK. (Sometimes you might have potatoes and tomatoes eg patatas bravas)

[TrenterPercenter]

I heard someone talking about this and saying it was all down to drivers not being able to CONCENTRATE on the road.

[El Unicornio, mang]

It caused a lot of traffic delay, motorists had to catch up (ketchup)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The alarm went off on the driver's pomodoro.

[Dex Sawash]

Ragout'd to fuck

[TrenterPercenter]

"One passenger, Mary (26) was pulled from wreckage with a stick of celery poking out of one nostril"

[steve98]

I hear the problem was the driver was over-tired as he had to get up at POTATO CLOCK. (Sometimes you might have potatoes and tomatoes eg patatas bravas)

I wish more people were like you Rock, and offered an exclamation of what their puns/jokes mean, if they're a bit obscure. Well done.

[Dr Rock]

Yes, then everyone can join in on the giggles and larks.

[Captain Z]

The road has now fully reopened to traffic!

[Hand Solo]

Apparently the recipe for the sauce was the Intellectual Property of a trendy new brand.

Hip IP Purée.

[flotemysost]

Ground (loses) Control to Major (spillage of) Tom(atoes)

[Dr Rock]

The driver seemed badly injured, but bravely told onlookers 'OLIVE' ('I'll live' = olive oil was also involved in the spillage)

[Hand Solo]

There was a FORK in the ROAD