Best jokes in classic Simpsons.

[BJBMK2]

It must be the first of the month. New page day!

[Gulftastic]

"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws..."

[Leej88]

I know I am alive but why.

[good times]

Marge, talking about her dead grandmother: Her legend will live on.

Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!

Homer uproariously laughing out loud: Legend of the dog-faced woman!

Marge: Homer!


That reminds me of a similar joke:

Jay Sherman: How can you vote for Mr. Burns' movie?

Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

I'm sure it will already have been posted but the following also seems to come from a similar comedic headspace:

"I'm going outside now..... to STALK.... Lenny and Carl...."

[good times]

Also, the dog faced woman joke and "that's it I'm out of here... *running footsteps and door slamming" and "don't say revenge, don't say revenge.... Revenge?" have a bit of proto peep show inner voice/outer voice duality thing going on.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

"JURDGUDDARUGGAFURRAARRA!!!"
"Homer, slow down."
"Jurd gudda rugga furra arra."

[Leej88]

What if I refuse to lose?
We will eat your brains.
My horse must lose.

[Schrodingers Cat]

Also, the dog faced woman joke and "that's it I'm out of here... *running footsteps and door slamming" and "don't say revenge, don't say revenge.... Revenge?" have a bit of proto peep show inner voice/outer voice duality thing going on.

They say in the dvd commentaries are one point that they stopped doing that when the found out that arguing with your own brain is a common symptom of schizophrenia. I think even Lisa does it a few times as well. Back when she was a fully rounded character and had jokes.

[Leej88]

That will teach him to bust my Tomato

[checkoutgirl]

Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.

P.S Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

[checkoutgirl]

[checkoutgirl]

That makes 22 to 16.

[Leej88]

That's a sorry looking Wagon you got there mister.

[madhair60]

New thread title: every joke in the entire Simpsons

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

What if I refuse to lose?
We will eat your brains.
My horse must lose.

that better be a fookin joke boy

[Video Game Fan 2000]

New thread title: every joke in the entire Simpsons

IN ORDER.

With every forum member doing a different character.

OVER SKYPE.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

[Pauline Walnuts]

"don't say revenge, don't say revenge.... Revenge?"

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Sebastian Cobb]

[JamesTC]

[jonnyunitus]

[Chollis]

where can i watch the simpsons

[BJBMK2]

All wiped after transmission, sorry mate :(

[Old Nehamkin]

where can i watch the simpsons

Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after Weakest Link).

[JamesTC]

Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after Weakest Link).

FUCKING SNOOKER CUNTS FUCK OFF

[idunnosomename]

Is it not repeated after TMWRNJ anymore

[Chollis]

i want to watch it online you shits!

[JamesTC]

[Bernice]

Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is...I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.