Best jokes in classic Simpsons.

[Polymorphia]

[chveik]

i want to watch it online you shits!

no need, all the jokes are here

[kalowski]

[frajer]

Whoopsiedoodle

[Sebastian Cobb]

I know this is basically horrible but I do find it really fucking funny:

[Polymorphia]

Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

[ProvanFan]

[Pink Gregory]

when he does the hand thing it means taxes!

[madhair60]

Every frame of every episode in order go

[Leej88]

Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi

[Blumf]

Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi

Partial credit

[SteveDave]

Damn you Pink Gregory

[Sebastian Cobb]

The ridealong scene with Bart is great, both for the exchange with Lou:
Wow! Can I see your club?
It's called a baton, son.
What's it for?
We club people with it.

And this shot:

[Leej88]

They are finally taking that young boy away.

[JamesTC]

Homer: It's your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush.

[Leej88]

Moe: You mean the time Barney beat up President Bush.
Homer:Barney,That was me and I would do it again.

[Sebastian Cobb]

This too when Wiggum goes full Sheriff John Bunnell

[madhair60]

What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN

[Leej88]

That four eyes with the big nose you do not need friends like him.

[Jerzy Bondov]

What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN

Definitely used this on my parents a few times, what a little cunt

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN

"I'm tired, I'm hungry, can't we just buy another house?"

[kalowski]

Take him away, boys.

Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.

What'd you say, Chief?

Do what the kid says.

[Pink Gregory]

"Chief, you're talking into your wallet."

[thenoise]

i want to watch it online you shits!

Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy!


Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!

[JamesTC]

Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.

[Leej88]

Can I please have my Motorboat.

[Sebastian Cobb]

When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.

Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?

[JamesTC]

Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?

Yeah. It is 16:9 default but you can go into the options and set it to always be 4:3 for The Simpsons.