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Best jokes in classic Simpsons.

Started by dead-ced-dead, June 04, 2021, 05:38:34 PM

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idunnosomename

they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: idunnosomename on June 11, 2021, 08:34:24 PM
they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!

Used to read frinkiac's 'episode view' when I was bored at work as it looked less bait than streaming actual episodes and I know pretty much any scene 'in my head' anyway.

Harpo Speaks

Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake

madhair60

Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.

ASFTSN


Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: madhair60 on June 12, 2021, 12:37:42 AM
Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.
"Are you just holding onto the cans?"

St_Eddie

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 08:02:04 PM
It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!

Fox is now owned by Disney, which makes it doubly okay!



beanheadmcginty

Quote from: ASFTSN on June 12, 2021, 01:09:11 AM


That would mean that the Fresh Prince was on at 5:35pm. Never happened mate.

Old Nehamkin

Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.

idunnosomename

Loads of transitions from the Simpsons to Fresh Prince in this
https://youtu.be/o5CPw2nvPiA

You may also enjoy these BBC trailers
https://youtu.be/8Yq0upilSXY

dead-ced-dead

Quote from: Old Nehamkin on June 12, 2021, 12:31:34 PM
Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.

And on Fridays wasn't the order Fresh Prince > Simpsons > Robot Wars?

Leej88

Plus Star Treks were on afterwards.

Leej88

Was nice of those guys to blame a oaf but it was me.

petril

did the BBC occasionally shuffle both around that 6-7 slot where it's not really teatime but not properly evening yet(especially in the summer)

Pink Gregory


thenoise

6pm was the start of the new page of the Radio Times, don't know or care what was on before that. Suspect kids programmes or daytime shit.

Sebastian Cobb

Yeah and then there was The Bill taking up the first few hours on ITV.

Ornlu

Good evening sir. Could you please leave, without a fuss, right now?

The Mollusk

When Barney overtakes Homer as the best snow plow business in Springfield and Homer is forced to hand over the key to the city:

Quimby: "C'mon, gimme me the key ... These look like teeth marks!"

Homer: "I thought there was chocolate inside! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?"

Quimby: "It was never wrapped in foil!"

idunnosomename

I like that joke because Homer's idea a great big novelty key had chocolate inside isn't really that unreasonable

madhair60

Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus.

Kankurette

"2, 4, 6, 8,
Homer's crime was very great!
'Great' meaning 'large' or 'immense',
We use it in the pejorative sense!"

Leej88


kalowski

I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
Are you ready to laugh?
That poor dog.
I said, are you ready to laugh!?
Quiet you awful man


Leej88

And you Sir are worse than Hitler.

Video Game Fan 2000

homer simpton: wrong shitting simpsons thread