Author Topic: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.  (Read 10979 times)

idunnosomename

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #330 on: June 11, 2021, 08:34:24 PM »
they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #331 on: June 11, 2021, 08:38:00 PM »
they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!

Used to read frinkiac's 'episode view' when I was bored at work as it looked less bait than streaming actual episodes and I know pretty much any scene 'in my head' anyway.

Harpo Speaks

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #332 on: June 12, 2021, 12:09:50 AM »
Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #333 on: June 12, 2021, 12:37:42 AM »
Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #334 on: June 12, 2021, 01:09:11 AM »
Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after The Fresh Prince of Bel Air).

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #335 on: June 12, 2021, 02:18:08 AM »
Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.
"Are you just holding onto the cans?"

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #336 on: June 12, 2021, 02:45:04 AM »
It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!

Fox is now owned by Disney, which makes it doubly okay!


Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #337 on: June 12, 2021, 08:49:11 AM »
Glove slap baby glove slap.

beanheadmcginty

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #338 on: June 12, 2021, 12:28:45 PM »


That would mean that the Fresh Prince was on at 5:35pm. Never happened mate.

Old Nehamkin

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #339 on: June 12, 2021, 12:31:34 PM »
Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.

idunnosomename

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #340 on: June 12, 2021, 12:46:14 PM »
Loads of transitions from the Simpsons to Fresh Prince in this
https://youtu.be/o5CPw2nvPiA

You may also enjoy these BBC trailers
https://youtu.be/8Yq0upilSXY

dead-ced-dead

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #341 on: June 12, 2021, 01:19:07 PM »
Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.

And on Fridays wasn't the order Fresh Prince > Simpsons > Robot Wars?

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #342 on: June 12, 2021, 05:01:19 PM »
Plus Star Treks were on afterwards.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #343 on: June 12, 2021, 10:41:48 PM »
Was nice of those guys to blame a oaf but it was me.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #344 on: June 13, 2021, 08:43:04 AM »
did the BBC occasionally shuffle both around that 6-7 slot where it's not really teatime but not properly evening yet(especially in the summer)

Pink Gregory

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #345 on: June 13, 2021, 11:23:10 AM »
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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #346 on: June 13, 2021, 11:27:40 AM »
6pm was the start of the new page of the Radio Times, don't know or care what was on before that. Suspect kids programmes or daytime shit.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #347 on: June 13, 2021, 08:05:20 PM »
Yeah and then there was The Bill taking up the first few hours on ITV.

Ornlu

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #348 on: June 23, 2021, 07:33:38 PM »
Good evening sir. Could you please leave, without a fuss, right now?

The Mollusk

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #349 on: June 24, 2021, 06:44:46 AM »
When Barney overtakes Homer as the best snow plow business in Springfield and Homer is forced to hand over the key to the city:

Quimby: “C’mon, gimme me the key ... These look like teeth marks!”

Homer: “I thought there was chocolate inside! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?”

Quimby: “It was never wrapped in foil!”

idunnosomename

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #350 on: June 24, 2021, 12:39:27 PM »
I like that joke because Homer's idea a great big novelty key had chocolate inside isn't really that unreasonable

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #351 on: June 24, 2021, 02:48:18 PM »
Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #352 on: June 24, 2021, 03:20:34 PM »
"2, 4, 6, 8,
Homer's crime was very great!
'Great' meaning 'large' or 'immense',
We use it in the pejorative sense!"

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #353 on: June 24, 2021, 05:05:39 PM »
That name again is Mr. Plow.

kalowski

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #354 on: June 24, 2021, 05:10:06 PM »
I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
Are you ready to laugh?
That poor dog.
I said, are you ready to laugh!?
Quiet you awful man


Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #355 on: June 24, 2021, 05:12:48 PM »
And you Sir are worse than Hitler.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #356 on: June 24, 2021, 06:09:41 PM »
homer simpton: wrong shitting simpsons thread

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