Author Topic: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.  (Read 11045 times)

Polymorphia

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #300 on: June 10, 2021, 07:40:52 PM »

chveik

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #301 on: June 10, 2021, 07:55:17 PM »
i want to watch it online you shits!

no need, all the jokes are here

kalowski

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #302 on: June 10, 2021, 08:17:30 PM »



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« Reply #303 on: June 10, 2021, 08:57:30 PM »
Whoopsiedoodle


Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #304 on: June 10, 2021, 10:34:11 PM »


I know this is basically horrible but I do find it really fucking funny:

Polymorphia

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #305 on: June 10, 2021, 11:15:56 PM »


Quote
Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

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« Reply #306 on: June 10, 2021, 11:28:25 PM »

Pink Gregory

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #307 on: June 11, 2021, 06:49:03 AM »


when he does the hand thing it means taxes!

madhair60

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #308 on: June 11, 2021, 10:55:34 AM »
Every frame of every episode in order go

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #309 on: June 11, 2021, 10:58:27 AM »
Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi

Blumf

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #310 on: June 11, 2021, 01:36:11 PM »
Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #311 on: June 11, 2021, 02:00:11 PM »
Damn you Pink Gregory

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #312 on: June 11, 2021, 04:05:02 PM »
The ridealong scene with Bart is great, both for the exchange with Lou:
Wow! Can I see your club?
It's called a baton, son.
What's it for?
We club people with it.

And this shot:

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #313 on: June 11, 2021, 04:06:06 PM »
They are finally taking that young boy away.

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« Reply #314 on: June 11, 2021, 04:11:23 PM »


Homer: It's your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #315 on: June 11, 2021, 04:13:38 PM »
Moe: You mean the time Barney beat up President Bush.
Homer:Barney,That was me and I would do it again.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #316 on: June 11, 2021, 04:18:27 PM »
This too when Wiggum goes full Sheriff John Bunnell



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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #317 on: June 11, 2021, 04:39:29 PM »
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN

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« Reply #318 on: June 11, 2021, 05:39:01 PM »
That four eyes with the big nose you do not need friends like him.

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #319 on: June 11, 2021, 05:42:15 PM »
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN
Definitely used this on my parents a few times, what a little cunt

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #320 on: June 11, 2021, 06:50:09 PM »
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN
"I'm tired, I'm hungry, can't we just buy another house?"

kalowski

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #321 on: June 11, 2021, 06:52:13 PM »
Take him away, boys.

Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.

What'd you say, Chief?

Do what the kid says.

Pink Gregory

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #322 on: June 11, 2021, 07:06:45 PM »
"Chief, you're talking into your wallet."

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #323 on: June 11, 2021, 07:57:25 PM »
i want to watch it online you shits!

Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #324 on: June 11, 2021, 08:00:43 PM »
Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy!


Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #325 on: June 11, 2021, 08:02:04 PM »
Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #326 on: June 11, 2021, 08:02:32 PM »
Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #327 on: June 11, 2021, 08:03:18 PM »
Can I please have my Motorboat.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #328 on: June 11, 2021, 08:14:07 PM »
When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.

Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?

Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
« Reply #329 on: June 11, 2021, 08:20:49 PM »
Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?

Yeah. It is 16:9 default but you can go into the options and set it to always be 4:3 for The Simpsons.

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