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Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« on: June 05, 2021, 02:24:51 PM »


Slow news day. Man finds a big chip.

Story: https://metro.co.uk/2021/06/04/man-finds-gigantic-seven-inch-long-oven-chip-and-keeps-it-forever-14719620/



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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2021, 02:30:02 PM »
Should've got him to put it on his shoulder.

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2021, 02:40:15 PM »
I had one about that long recently, just eat it, didn't even think to take a photo.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2021, 02:42:15 PM »


Slow news day. Man finds a big chip.

Story: https://metro.co.uk/2021/06/04/man-finds-gigantic-seven-inch-long-oven-chip-and-keeps-it-forever-14719620/



"Bigger than ma phone!"



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Popeye's looking well. Going to have a hearty meal of oven chips , was Popeye, was he ? Eh? That Popeye.




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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2021, 02:42:26 PM »
No tape measure or ruler in the pictures, I'm calling shenanigans! Chip only looks 6 inches.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2021, 02:49:08 PM »
No tape measure or ruler in the pictures, I'm calling shenanigans! Chip only looks 6 inches.


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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2021, 02:55:42 PM »
That sky remote is pathetic, what happened to the wedge-shaped ones with the rubberised handle?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2021, 02:56:45 PM »
He looks like a very chekky chappie.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2021, 03:02:30 PM »
Quote
‘I thought to myself “that’s a big potato” and wanted to show it to my daughter. I just asked her round and said “look at the size of this chip”.

this guy's so getting put in a home.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2021, 03:08:06 PM »


Just remembered this pic I took in 2012.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2021, 03:08:49 PM »
Another entry for the CaB photoshop pantheon of characters? The rate we’re going we’ll need two Sergeant Peppers to have enough space for them all. What a great poster that’d be though.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2021, 03:20:51 PM »
That sky remote is pathetic, what happened to the wedge-shaped ones with the rubberised handle?

Having the fast forward and reverse buttons at an angle like that is very disturbing. The old BT TV remote was far better than the current one, too.

On both my smart TV remotes, the buttons I use most, play, stop, ffwd & reverse, are really, really tiny. Loads of space wasted on huge buttons for Netflix, Prime Video & Rakuten TV [?].   

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2021, 03:23:03 PM »
Metro have a penchant for big chip scoops


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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2021, 03:23:37 PM »
Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2021, 03:26:36 PM »
Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

You need a fisherman's cap as well.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2021, 03:29:08 PM »
Fucksake, I should've gone to the papers with my 2012 chip.

I didn't appreciate how newsworthy it was at the time.

It isn't

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2021, 03:30:24 PM »
That he's still using that panasonic phone is arguably the bigger story

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2021, 03:30:35 PM »

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2021, 03:30:45 PM »
You need a fisherman's cap as well.
More like a chipperman's cap, eh?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2021, 03:31:57 PM »
I like chips... But I couldn't eat a whole one!!!

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2021, 03:38:17 PM »
He's going to keep it forever? Is he going to shove it up his arse like the watch in Pulp Fiction, sliding it out to show the media? Or pay thousands for a small glass fridge for his mantelpiece, where he can display the seven inch chip and point at it and reminisce?

Just eat it.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2021, 03:38:26 PM »
I like gigantic straight-cut chips, and I like gigantic crinkle-cut chips, but which is better...?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2021, 03:39:33 PM »
He's going to keep it forever? Is he going to shove it up his arse like the watch in Pulp Fiction, sliding it out to show the media? Or pay thousands for a small glass fridge for his mantelpiece, where he can display the seven inch chip and point at it and reminisce?

Just eat it.

I kept my giant chip in the freezer until I moved house in 2016.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2021, 03:50:07 PM »
Many years ago I had a packet of Max crisps. On the cover of the packet it had a huge crisp with a warning below it saying "Not Actual Size". I opened the packet and it had a huge crisp that was just as big as the crisp on the front. I showed my Dad and it we had a right laugh about it. I didn't go to the news about it because I am not a cunt.


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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2021, 03:51:32 PM »

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2021, 03:58:31 PM »
Can somebody please photoshop these big chips onto that balding Bristolian man’s medium fry-up so that I can get a better sense of scale? cheers

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2021, 03:59:47 PM »
I missed the origin story with that fry up guy, how do I get up to speed?

That bloke in his dressing gown would be good to while we're at it.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2021, 04:03:09 PM »
 I see worlds biggest chip doubles up with worlds biggest cunt.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2021, 04:05:04 PM »
God I can't believe the size of that chip

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