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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2021, 04:07:07 PM »
Can somebody please photoshop these big chips onto that balding Bristolian man’s medium fry-up so that I can get a better sense of scale? cheers


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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2021, 04:10:50 PM »

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2021, 04:16:40 PM »
Seriously though is that a chip

how

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2021, 04:23:22 PM »
I kept my giant chip in the freezer until I moved house in 2016.

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I notice you don't deny ever sticking it up your arse.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2021, 04:24:41 PM »
It's my chip, I can do what I fucking like with it.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2021, 04:29:56 PM »
Nobody has mentioned that the potato it was chipped from must have been at least that length as well.  Imagine a potato with a 7-inch longest dimension - you can't.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2021, 04:34:13 PM »
I think they are made from reformed chip meat covered in chip skin.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2021, 04:35:01 PM »


Amazing. You’d think he’d look happier though. You might say that he’s carrrying the weight of some sort of grudge!

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2021, 04:37:04 PM »
Imagine how many eggs you could fit in a chip like that.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2021, 04:53:40 PM »
Metro have a penchant for big chip scoops



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Go on, imagine.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2021, 04:57:39 PM »
... To my youngest son I leave my celebrated 7.5 inch chip and my photo-collection of celebrities interacting humorously with it.


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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2021, 05:05:00 PM »
Nobody has mentioned that the potato it was chipped from must have been at least that length as well.  Imagine a potato with a 7-inch longest dimension - you can't.

Have you ever had oven chips? You'd be forgiven for thinking they might be made by mashing up potatoes with some other shit and pressing them back together.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2021, 05:09:32 PM »
Could one of these whoppers have done for Stuart Lubbock? They blamed a chair leg, but...

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2021, 05:21:36 PM »
"Make my chip a meme" pleads man with restraining order lodged him against by his own shed.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2021, 05:54:31 PM »

Proper replica

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2021, 06:10:21 PM »


What's this 22cm bollocks!? Brexit mate! Inches!

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2021, 06:10:50 PM »
Have you ever had oven chips? You'd be forgiven for thinking they might be made by mashing up potatoes with some other shit and pressing them back together.

Ahem:
I think they are made from reformed chip meat covered in chip skin.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2021, 06:11:46 PM »
Could one of these whoppers have done for Stuart Lubbock?

Barrymore's worn it since on his shoulder.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2021, 06:12:11 PM »
I'd just like to mention that my oven chip is 8 inches long, ladies.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2021, 06:16:58 PM »
I'd just like to mention that my oven chip is 8 inches long, ladies.

pity it's crinkle cut though

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2021, 06:17:39 PM »
It's what you do with a gigantic seven inch long oven chip that counts

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2021, 06:21:19 PM »
First the helichocter, now this.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2021, 06:27:53 PM »
It doesn't matter how long your chip is, girth is what truly matters in these things.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2021, 06:31:28 PM »





Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2021, 06:34:05 PM »
Just spent twenty minutes trying to make a giant oven chip fit in the bedroom from 2001. I have no place to be laughing at this man.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2021, 07:13:47 PM »
Not the bedroom, but...



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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2021, 07:41:35 PM »
Imagine how many eggs you could fit in a chip like that.

Imagine how fucking massive of a single egg you could get in that massive fucking chip.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2021, 08:12:13 PM »
Imagine how fucking massive of a single egg you could get in that massive fucking chip.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2021, 08:23:05 PM »
He looks like a very chekky chippie.

FTFY

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2021, 08:25:40 PM »
Now he just needs to find an onion ring with a massive diameter to complete the set.

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