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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #90 on: June 06, 2021, 12:36:24 AM »
i have always enjoyed Long Boi but found out about him without some useless metro journalist telling me about it

Yeah but you only knew about him because you're a lofty academic. Let everyone else have a chance, mate!

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #91 on: June 06, 2021, 12:40:27 AM »
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A Guinness World Records spokesman said: ‘What an amazing thing to find when cooking your dinner.'

'I was just cooking some chips for my dinner and I found this chip, it was fucking amazing!'

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #92 on: June 06, 2021, 12:46:34 AM »
I imagine taking calls at the Guinness Book of Records is the most soul destroying job in the world so a big chip would probably be the highlight of your week too.

"I went to the shops four times in one day"
"I drank seven cokes on one shift"
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"I just balanced three pennies on a hamster's head"
"My brother did six laps of the old Argos in the dark"
"I just found a big chip"  GET IN I don't care how big it is we're sending the van.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #93 on: June 06, 2021, 12:52:40 AM »
Yeah but you only knew about him because you're a lofty academic. Let everyone else have a chance, mate!
possibly true but i've never actually been to Heslington campus

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #94 on: June 06, 2021, 12:54:16 AM »
possibly true but i've never actually been to Heslington campus

Haven't lived, mate.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #95 on: June 06, 2021, 01:05:05 AM »


You're saying Long Boi doesn't deserve being on the news?

Has he eaten a big chip and it's got stuck in his neck?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #96 on: June 06, 2021, 01:54:13 AM »
Has he eaten a big chip and it's got stuck in his neck?

Someone tried to jam a big chip “so hard up his arse it would come out his beak”, but it only got as far as his throat.

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #97 on: June 06, 2021, 01:57:43 AM »


I bet the guy who called them crowbars was incandescent when he saw this.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #98 on: June 06, 2021, 04:46:57 AM »

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I see no chips.
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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #101 on: June 06, 2021, 08:54:02 AM »

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #102 on: June 06, 2021, 11:00:54 AM »
These are like those people who find a solid chocolate segment in a Kit-Kat and are amazed by it.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #103 on: June 06, 2021, 11:12:36 AM »
https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/18416438.another-day-another-huge-chip-found-man-york/



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A SECOND York resident has come across an excessivley large chip during their tea in lock down.

Dan Phillips, from New Earswick, has found a chip which he believes may be even larger than that found by fellow York resident Oliver Dale on Tuesday.

Dan, 19, said: "On the same night I had a plate of steak and chips with the same style of crinkly oven chip and possibly even the same brand.

"It appears to be similar in size, maybe slightly larger."

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #104 on: June 06, 2021, 11:18:34 AM »
Wow! Could it be from the same potato?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #105 on: June 06, 2021, 11:27:54 AM »

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2021, 11:30:29 AM »
Have you heard of the smallest chip though?

It's called the microchip (like in a computer)

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #107 on: June 06, 2021, 11:31:11 AM »
What size fish goes with a seven inch chip?


Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #108 on: June 06, 2021, 11:39:55 AM »
The Ashvale Whale?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #110 on: June 06, 2021, 12:35:38 PM »
Drown it in cum

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #111 on: June 06, 2021, 12:43:38 PM »



Oven chips, squirty mayonnaise, undisclosed meat and Budweiser.  The meal of kings.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #112 on: June 06, 2021, 12:46:12 PM »
Just needs some grated cheese to go full PJW and 'trigger the libs'.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #113 on: June 06, 2021, 12:57:09 PM »
I still remember the public outrage when American dentist Waylon Kaminski took down 'Old Brownie' while on safari in the Mendips. And the further outrage when he sold the carcass to the Smash people thus denying the world some properly massive chips.


 

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2021, 03:25:27 PM »
Oven chips, squirty mayonnaise, undisclosed meat and Budweiser.  The meal of kings.

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #115 on: June 06, 2021, 03:26:06 PM »
size of the cunt. insane

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #116 on: June 06, 2021, 03:32:03 PM »
It's upwards of 7 inches long so have to hand it to the chip

Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #117 on: June 06, 2021, 03:58:52 PM »
It'd be very easy to fabricate a gigantic chip from 2 (or more) normal chips, and  become an internet sensation like old Oliver (and the crinkle-cut one)... at least that's what I thought, until I had a go at it (Don't ask.)

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #118 on: June 06, 2021, 04:06:36 PM »
Didn't Heston have a TV prog making oversized versions of junk food? Did he do oven chips?

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Re: Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2021, 04:20:00 PM »
Didn't Heston have a TV prog making oversized versions of junk food? Did he do oven chips?

Course he didn't the fuckup

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