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good bloke, works hard, shags his house

Started by Goldentony, June 06, 2021, 04:49:36 PM

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Goldentony

yeah give him a call, give him a call we had him out and he was great, yeah, as I say I know a few people who used him too yeah and he's great, best roofer round here anyway, cheaper than the bigger ones who are good like but yeah solid, aye, listen er he yeah, yeah yeah he does all that, yeah he shags his house though, seen him, seen him do it

Glebe

Police officer radios the station, "Just talking to one of his workmates, I think we've got our man."

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Doesn't even try to locate insertion points, just gets the house and fucks it

Good man

Goldentony

proper craftsman him, just that he shags his house , shag yours if you hire him

zomgmouse

"are you a chimney or a door man"

"careful you don't catch.................. shingles"

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"excuse me i need to keep that cavity in the wall to let the mice in and out"

Glebe

I suspected this when I looked over the fence one afternoon and saw him at the back garden shore with his cock up the drainpipe.

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Quote from: Glebe on June 07, 2021, 07:04:30 PM
I suspected this when I looked over the fence one afternoon and saw him at the back garden shore with his cock up the drainpipe.

drainpipe isn't house.  drainpipe just the clothes of the house

Twit 2

His favourite show is House with Hugh Laurie. He hates it because Hugh doesn't shag houses. But it's his favourite show. It's his favourite show because it reminds him of shagging houses.

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Quote from: Twit 2 on June 10, 2021, 08:36:08 AM
His favourite show is House with Hugh Laurie. He hates it because Hugh doesn't shag houses. But it's his favourite show. It's his favourite show because it reminds him of shagging houses.

how strange.  I wonder what the connection is

Goldentony

he fucks his house everyone, his house, he fucks it

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I'm beginning to think we probably all do, in a way

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Twit 2



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shagged it in 6 days and then rested on the 7th day

Goldentony

fired for doing a big brick arse on a council house instead of a wall, takes it out on his house by shagging it

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"why don't you build yourself a house
build yourself a house to be shagged
because it's happening"



that's the famous song that he sings 24/7

Goldentony

shagging his house, tears in his eyes, waiting for the memory of  life gone by, but still shagging his house

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to shag house.

Goldentony

he seriously shagged his house, we all watched

zomgmouse


Shoulders?-Stomach!


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Quote from: zomgmouse on June 11, 2021, 02:26:45 AM
dick through the chimney mate

what if it has something else inside


the chimney I mean not the dick


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university of life, guess what



shag his house



Glebe

This bloke is known locally as The House-Shagging Ledge.

Goldentony

often shags the ledge of the house, usually window ledge