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good bloke, works hard, shags his house

Started by Goldentony, June 06, 2021, 04:49:36 PM

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zomgmouse

Quote from: Replies From View on June 11, 2021, 11:01:40 AM
what if it has something else inside


the chimney I mean not the dick

extra sensations

Goldentony

nice house this

nice

nice, house nice, very very nice house this, very nice

sorry what you call me out for here, gutters?

Goldentony

he has to shag his house or he's convinced himself some kind of force from the spirit world swill harm his family

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Family man

Solid guy

Meat and two veg

Four days on three days off

Shags his house

zomgmouse

buys his kids gifts on christmas and birthdays

lubes up the windows and rubs himself up on them

Goldentony

right said fred both of us together fuck this house [sawing sound] shag it in its arse
shagged it, fucked it int even look at it I just knew it was a HOUSE AND
SO
WE
shagged the house
[knock knock]
shagged the house again

chveik

a lovely guy by all accounts

really lovely

one little thing though

the fucker shags his house

Goldentony

youd think with everyone saying it, but no, he actually shags his house still, brazenly

chveik

a pillar to the community.

loves his mama

no one would have a bad word to say against him

but he sure enjoys shagging his house

GMTV

Back when I was in my prime I'd be pulling and shagging whole rows of terraces in one go.

GMTV

Not like those fucking nonces touching up new builds. Hangings too good for them.

Glebe

Is this bloke still shagging his house? He must be knackered!

zomgmouse

Quote from: Glebe on June 14, 2021, 06:14:02 AM
Is this bloke still shagging his house? He must be knockered! You know, like door knockers!!

Goldentony

he shags his house, can only assume he still does

Replies From View

was still shagging his house when we had our class reunion - can only assume it's still taking place



Replies From View


madhair60

the cunt never shagged a house in his life

idunnosomename

Shag your house shag your house

Put your dick back through the door
And shag your house

Glebe

This absolutely shaggers house, I mean belief!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

'So, err..... You shagged your house recen...?'

'.. Yep.'

bakabaka

So, minister, have you stopped shagging your house?


Glebe

Apparently the house is having an affair behind the good bloke's back. It's shagging a docker from Cleethorpes.


Goldentony

in the yellow pages under his advert, advert under his, roofing, do not hire bloke above he shags peoples homes where they live

idunnosomename

Balls deep in his house? It's gotta be our man