Ex-royals had sex again

[bakabaka]

And had a kid whose name appears to be an anagram of its income stream, or a request to the media.

Meet baby Libelit.

[insert meme face on baby image here]

[imitationleather]

It's Lilibet.

Sounds like something a mid-table Premier League team would have on the front of their shirts.

[madhair60]

wish i could have sex

[imitationleather]

You only have to ask.

[BlodwynPig]

Lilibet sounds like that female demon from Millennium with the lisp

[JamesTC]

Lilibet sounds like the type of place that would offer a free £5 bet on England to beat Romania to new customers.

[Butchers Blind]

Sounds like Lil-lets, which was my sister's choice of tampon.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

If they'd called her Lilibert they could also have honoured Bertie, the Queen's dad, at the same time.

[touchingcloth]

How do we know they had sex rather than cumming in a flagon and firing it up her cunt with a turkey baster?

[mothman]

 You could ask I suppose.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Darren flagboy isn't happy:

The name of the new Sussex child is awful, it's like they've asked a machine-based algorithm that is based on a Buzzfeed quiz on The Crown. Also a little rich of them to take 'Lilibet' given all they have put HM The Queen through over recent times

Isn't he basically insulting the Queen's nickname with the first part of that tweet? Imagine responding to the birth of a child by tweeting out how much you dislike it's name.

[Icehaven]

Lilo lil.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Wasn't "Lilibet" George V's pet name for Elizabeth II when she was little?

They just swapped some letters around.

[shiftwork2]

So as the daughter of a 'duke' and a 'duchess', does this thing have some fake silly bastard form of address like 'wizard' or 'big lord'?

[Blue Jam]

Wasn't "Lilibet" George V's pet name for Elizabeth II when she was little?

Yes.

Top trolling tbf.

[Blue Jam]

Lilo lil.

Lilo LOL <3 <3 <3

[bakabaka]

Imagine responding to the birth of a child by tweeting out how much you dislike it's name.

mea culpa.

So as the daughter of a 'duke' and a 'duchess', does this thing have some fake silly bastard form of address like 'wizard' or 'big lord'?

Lilibet, Flangemistress of Kent, apparently.

It's a throwback to the 14th century, when these things were important.

[Fambo Number Mive]

There's a massive difference between doing it on here and doing it on Twitter though, especially if you had e a lot of followers like Darren flagboy.

[thecuriousorange]

So as the daughter of a 'duke' and a 'duchess', does this thing have some fake silly bastard form of address like 'wizard' or 'big lord'?

They gave up their HRHses so it'll be lucky to be called Tesco's Finest.

[bakabaka]

They gave up their HRHses so it'll be lucky to be called Tesco's Finest.

Morrison's The Best.

[chveik]

Lil Ibet, already planning her cloud rap career

[Kankurette]

Mumsnet shitting themselves in rage, of course.

[mothman]

Mumsnet shitting themselves in rage, of course.

Yeah? What's their beef? Or is it just that they all stan Kate?

[Cuntbeaks]

Lilibet Diana, apparantly.

Ingratiating cunts.

[thenoise]

Yeah? What's their beef? Or is it just that they all stan Kate?

Sounds a bit common.

[jobotic]

Mumsnet shitting themselves in rage, of course.

About trans women or the timekeeping of their cleaners?

[JesusAndYourBush]

Top trolling tbf.

It is! It looks like an attempt to ingratiate themselves back into the royal family, but it's so heavyhanded it'll just drive a bigger wedge between them.

[Blue Jam]

Lilibet Diana, apparantly.

Ingratiating cunts.

Isn't Princess Spare's middle name also "Diana"?

I suppose it doesn't matter when it's the boring inoffensive older brother who chose the name for his sprog. Even if he did boff his wife's best mate.

[Jittlebags]

I'm pleased to note that readers of the Daily Mail are going ballistic at the perceived slight to the Queen. I'd be happy if the twats just come clean that they don't like Meghan becasue she's half black, and is in their fevered mind something to oppose as a pawn in their culture war.

[Ferris]

I hope the process for their American child's application for recognition of British citizenship is as painless and straightforward as it was for my sprog x.