And wear a fucking mask please
Started by Leej88, June 08, 2021, 05:27:09 PM
QuoteDavid Jason's first impression of Nicholas Lyndhurst was shiny-faced.He was sitting at his desk in the basement offices of the Conservative Research Department, staring at his smartphone. Jason's role was to ensure the candidate's message was being well-received and understood, at a time when most voters aren't listening to politicians but just to their headphones.But Lyndhurst, who was then the party's vice-chairman, was still in an awkward post-election funk. His phone was full of emails and Twitter messages, with people suggesting he had won his heartland seat of Charnwood with one of his witty, if occasionally awkward, campaign slogans:I think I'll vote for the Lib Dems.It was a reference to Lyndhurst's unusual campaign pledge to vote Lib Dem. "It wasn't as if I was going to be out on the streets trying to persuade people, so I thought it would be kind of odd not to have a manifesto if I was going to be in politics," he says. "So
QuoteBoycie On Rodney"I have heard rumours Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney Trotter wristwatch."Trotsky On Boycie"The whole of Trotsky's body is a big mass of lumps of flesh. If there is a revolution in Britain I will make it a long one."Sid And Marty On Boycie"I have seen Sid make a few comments to me that I wouldn't say to anyone else - but you would have to be blind not to notice he's very partial to me."(Trotsky) "If a child of four can live alone in the world it can only be because of the revolution."(Boycie) "What I have done to annoy Trot, he would have done for me."Trotsky On Rodney"In Russia, the last king was murdered by the people's tribune - well here the people have got rid of the last millionaire by a poor comedian!"Rodney On Trotsky"I would rather die than give the people anything to
QuoteStill a travesty that we lost John Sullivan so young. Think of all the hours of classic comedy we missed out on.
QuoteShame that we won't ever see comedy like #OnlyFoolsAndHorses or even others like On The Buses, Fawlty Towers all the classics due to political correctness and how people are so sensitive this era that they complain. Comedy these days feels fake, whereas back then it was natural.
Quote from: @goldchannelAnd who better to have through our doors first than #OnlyFoolsAndHorses cast members @Andree_Bernard (Nerys) @gwynethstrong18 (Cassandra) and @philpopemusic (Tony Angelino)
Quote from: franticplanet on September 05, 2021, 12:14:16 AMRodney triggers the libs by injecting himself with cum.
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