Author Topic: Only Fools and Horses  (Read 31021 times)

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1080 on: October 01, 2021, 01:44:58 PM »

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1081 on: October 01, 2021, 01:49:35 PM »
The whole show is just that for two hours

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1082 on: October 01, 2021, 01:51:35 PM »

Utter Shit

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1083 on: October 01, 2021, 02:40:56 PM »
I am the biggest Fools and Horses nerd going but it is astonishing that they are STILL knocking out new merchandise. A new book out this week marking the 40th anniversary of the show...but what is left to say? There's only so many ways you can say "if we'd laughed during the chandelier scene the show would have been cancelled" and "The genius of the show can be summed up in four words: John Sullivan, John Sullivan".

That said, I will obviously be buying it.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1084 on: October 01, 2021, 02:54:09 PM »
The ultimate in thrilling OFAH clickbait articles

"Only Fools and Horses: Here’s what the actor who played yuppie Steven in The Jolly Boys’ Outing looks like now"

https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/only-fools-horses-heres-what-21703489

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1085 on: October 01, 2021, 03:02:22 PM »
Albert – "It were in 2001. We’d flown into New York to knock down some buildings. She were the most beautiful terrorist I ever seen! She had one finger too many on one hand, one too few on the other. I asked her to marry me. She said no! After all this time, I still fink of her when I hear the phrase '9/11'."

Rodney – "What, ‘cos that’s how many fingers she had?"

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1086 on: October 01, 2021, 03:07:23 PM »
Remember the episode where Rodney forced Grandad to get a sleeve tattoo depicting all the times he'd shit himself in public.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1087 on: October 01, 2021, 03:19:52 PM »

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1088 on: October 01, 2021, 03:22:39 PM »
Remember when Rodney did a cum and Cassandra made no face.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1089 on: October 01, 2021, 04:33:29 PM »
Puppet Del Boy falls through the bar and puppet Trigger pulls a face.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1090 on: October 01, 2021, 05:40:28 PM »
Puppet Del Boy recounts the war crimes he committed in Indochina, before Puppet Uncle Albert stops him and asks "Jurindawoah?" to which Del Boy stares directly down the camera lens and menacingly answers: "No."

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1091 on: October 01, 2021, 07:09:54 PM »
Rodney pushes his arm all the way up Puppet Uncle Albert's ar-- wait, no, that's the real Uncle Albert. And he's gone right up. Can't even see his elbow.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1092 on: October 01, 2021, 07:45:55 PM »
No wonder the poor bastard fell down the stairs.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1093 on: October 02, 2021, 12:52:54 AM »
Those puppets are impressive but mildly unsettling. Del looks like Tony Booth.

Itza Puppet, obviously a nod to Brian Conley... and lo! They actually have a Brian "pah-peh!":


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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1094 on: October 03, 2021, 09:33:39 AM »
Remember when Dr Who and Del Boy were in Amsterdam at the same time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7nhewN9Eac

OFAH bloopers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBs7ofVfawQ

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1095 on: October 07, 2021, 10:23:42 PM »


Peter Bowles has let himself go.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1096 on: October 07, 2021, 10:42:35 PM »
Remember that episode.  It was the comeback xmas special in 2000 watched by one billion people in the uk alone.  It involved a hilarious gravy boat mix up where uncle Albert got the jar with the gravy in mixed up with the jar containing Cassandra's unsuccessful uterus and had it poured all over the dinner of Damians real dad.  The devil himself.
The episode ended with Uncle Albert being beaten slowly too death by the unborn children Cass failed to carry to full term.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1097 on: October 07, 2021, 11:42:51 PM »


Hitler has let his moustache grow.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1098 on: October 08, 2021, 12:00:30 AM »
Stick der Juden in no maybe not

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #1099 on: October 08, 2021, 12:05:56 AM »
Horrendous broken glass comment also possible.

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