Only Fools and Horses

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gutted that after 64 episodes over 22 years, we still never found out why only fools and horses work, a la la lala, ala la lalala, ala la lala, ala la lalala (repeat to fade).

[Leej88]

Only Fools and Horses special Lasagne.

[Fambo Number Mive]

SLATER: Your name will go on ze list

DEL: Don't tell him, Rodney

RODNEY: Captain Del you stupid boy!

[Bad Ambassador]

Spinoff plan:

Hair Trigger
in which Trigger opens a hair salon

Series 2: Herr Trigger
in which he swaps places with Goebbels and now Goebbels is the hairdresser.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Rodney was originally named because of his massive cock which would get torn off when he goes hang gliding and cause delays on the A44 when it lands on a lorry carrying pianos.

However, Nicolas Lyndhurst found it hard to act as if he had a massive cock and so the cock torn of in the hang gliding scene was of normal size, making it easier for the storyline where a dog eats it thinking it is a sausage to be plausible.

[Huxleys Babkins]

If you shift your fingers one key over to the right on a keyboard, Nicholas Lyndhurst's name becomes Movjp;sd :umfjitdy. To the left, it becomes BuxgikA kTBSGYEAR. Makes you think.

[frajer]

Down, down, left, left, up, up, right, right while holding L2 + R2 and Rodney gets infinite health.

[JamesTC]

Del drinks Rodders piss.

[idunnosomename]

Rodney! You've lost the news!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

One little Rodney, high on astroturf, cried all the dignity out of his brother's body. What a fuckin' disgrace.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[Last scenes off Akira]

Rodney-Kun!

DEL BOY!!!

[petril]

if you stick 141BB87C 83D7018F in on the Action Replay it closes the bar flaps and turns all the scenery collisions on

Trigger is still scripted to make a face though

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[Sitar music] ♬No income tax, no VAT♬
SHAATTTTTT UUUUUPPPPP

[thr0b]

"Del, you can't do that to children!"
"Rodney you twat!"
"Me piles have burst Deeel!"

[Video Game Fan 2000]

We can't go to Margate on Shabbos, you tart!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Who remembers Elton John performing a special version of Candle In The Wind at the end of Modern Men?

It seemed to me that you lived your life,
Like a foetus in the bin.
No womb lining to cling to,
When the pain set in.
And I would have liked to have known you,
But you never got to be a kid.
Your candle burned out long before
The Reliant Robin's engine did.

[frajer]

Briefcase Plonker!!

Peckham market? Completed it mate.

Oooooooh, miscarriage!

[lankyguy95]

The Driscoll Brothers digging up Grandad's corpse and operating it as a ventriloquist dummy in the pub was the point I started to go off the show. Cassandra leading the standing ovation was a real kick in the teeth. She was asking for that miscarriage.

[JamesTC]

Del Boy inducing miscarriages so he can sell the stem cells down the market was a line crossed.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

They're broken stem cells.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the foetus from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Rodders, what I am about to give you is the mausoleum of all human hopes and desire: it is excrutiatingly kushti that in the next episode we will use it for a sentimental yet hilarious montage where we achieve our dreams of being millionaires and Uncle Albert sinks a boat.

[frajer]

You summoned us. We came. Del Boys to some. Rodneys to others. We'll tear your guarantees apart.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

My instructor was Mr Sullivan, he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can play it for you.

♬No.... income tax, no.... V...A....T♬

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rodney sung the theme tune to Goodnight Sweetheart.

[Catalogue Trousers]

I love the smell of hooky napalm down the market. Smells like...quick cash-in-hand profit.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Goodnight Sweetheart was actually made using a real time machine. But it only worked going forward, so Rodney used to have to travel thirty years in the future where technology allowed for an accurate recreation of World War II London.

This is why Nicholas Lyndhurst is aged 61 years between 1990 and 2005.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Rodney starred with Janet Dibley in The Two Of Us, the ITV sitcom about a co-habiting couple who couldn't be arsed with getting married. The last episode saw Dibley's character Elaine take a pregnancy test, but viewers never got to see the result.

Writer Alex Shearer later revealed that Elaine was, in fact, pregnant and carried the baby for three months before suffering, in inimitable Rodney style, a miscarriage. What a plonker!

Also, Rodney sang the theme tune.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"....astro turf...."

[frajer]

Shut up, cunt. You louse Rodney. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your skin, it's milk, it's like semolina man, your skin. We could make a fucking breakfast out of you. Like a porridge, thin gruel, lanky bastard. You look like fucking Stephen Merchant, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of Peckham? Cock of the walk? Plonker cunt.