Author Topic: Only Fools and Horses  (Read 23089 times)

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #240 on: June 11, 2021, 02:15:57 PM »
Don't like those speedruns as the time streams go all out of sync and Raquel ends up shagging Damien when he's 8 instead of waiting 'til he's an adult like a good mother should.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #241 on: June 11, 2021, 02:52:24 PM »
Graham Norton riverdancing in the back of the Reliant until it falls over.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #242 on: June 11, 2021, 02:59:58 PM »
when Del would go on about how he left his wife for having sly love with a midnight creeper

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #243 on: June 11, 2021, 03:04:02 PM »
[Over Frankie Teardrop] Ohh...Del Boy, Del Boy

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #244 on: June 11, 2021, 03:05:32 PM »
rodney: you can't have sex with a horse, del! its against the law and everyfing
del boy [fucking a horse]: don't be a plonker all your life, rodney!

Remember when they changed the lyrics for that episode

Quote
Stick it in a pony's pocket
Yes, insert your glans
Cos if you want the best uns
But don't want questions
Then brother, I'm your man
Where it all comes from is a mystery
Like Del Boy's love for bestiality
But here's the one that's driving me beserk
Why do horses love to twerk?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #245 on: June 11, 2021, 03:07:19 PM »
♬Let's watch Equus and have a stroooooke...♬

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #246 on: June 11, 2021, 03:59:17 PM »
After being called a fuckboy by a woman with a lisp, Del Boy becomes convinced that it is French for "entrepeneur" and puts it on all his stationary and business cards. He gets thrown out of the registry office for angrily insisting he is entitled to a family crest with the motto "Je est ein Fuckboy". Meanwhile there is hilarity afoot in Nelson Mandela House when Rodney gets run over by a bus.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #247 on: June 11, 2021, 04:44:13 PM »
David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst actually acted out all of the scenes for the animators to copy in order to make the animated version of Only Fools and Horses more accurate.

Roger Lloyd Pack refused to take part because he was dead.

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« Reply #248 on: June 11, 2021, 04:52:16 PM »
Little Easter egg for OFAH fans in Doctor Who. When the army of Cybermen invade Earth in the episode "Army of Ghosts, if you look carefully you can see they are all carrying brooms, a nod to Roger Lloyd Pack who played their creator, John Trigger.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #249 on: June 11, 2021, 05:22:34 PM »
Anybody catch the CaB reference in the latest series?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #250 on: June 11, 2021, 05:24:33 PM »
Subtle reference for OFAH fans in Titanic: the giant letters on the side of the boat read TROTTERS INDEPENDENT TRADING, the name of the company Del Boy and Rodney run.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #251 on: June 11, 2021, 05:27:49 PM »
Anybody catch the CaB reference in the latest series?

"Rodney, I've lost our baby."

A devastated Rodney turns to the camera and says through tears, "I bet they're loving this on the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum."

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #252 on: June 11, 2021, 06:35:44 PM »
"And you wonder why more fetuses don't post in your womb, Cassandra"

Tasteless. I hope he was IP banned from the hospital.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #253 on: June 11, 2021, 06:40:52 PM »
Did you know: Uncle Albert was one of the original members of Aldo Ray’s Inglourious Basterds during the war, but was booted out for extreme sadism (and the rest of those fucks carved swastikas into foreheads so you can only imagine).

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #254 on: June 11, 2021, 06:46:50 PM »
In the dead of night, Albert descended on the peaceful French village, St. Claire a la Chappelle, rounded up all the children and carved big white beards into their faces whilst their parents looked on, sobbing.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #255 on: June 11, 2021, 06:49:50 PM »
Leonard Pearce
Mickey Pearce
Guy Pearce

Makes you think.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #256 on: June 11, 2021, 06:54:29 PM »
I like the one where Del is assimilated by the Borg and becomes Mandelus of Borg and tries to enter Rodney from behind.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #257 on: June 11, 2021, 06:56:16 PM »
Just finished the classic Monorail episode. Love it when Rodney anchors the monorail to a huge Emperor Burger after Del's hooky brakes stop working.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #258 on: June 11, 2021, 07:07:20 PM »
I like the one where Rodney finds that plant from outer space and it grows into Cassandra II and eats Granddad’s head. Such a plonker move!

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« Reply #259 on: June 11, 2021, 07:13:53 PM »

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #260 on: June 11, 2021, 07:18:15 PM »
Rodney to Del Boy: Del, are we the baddies?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #261 on: June 11, 2021, 07:22:33 PM »
Just watched a repeat on UKGold. It was the one with Del selling dodgy viagra out of a suitcase and Rodders crying because his dick won't go down. Del pokes it with a knitting needle, as blood spurts out like cowboys drinking out of a cactus, but in the end they have to get some football hooligans round to jump up and down on it. "Rodney, you are a right plonker!" says Del, puffing on a cigar while Raquel's on her hands and knees trying to get Rodders mashed up dick-meat out of the carpet.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #262 on: June 11, 2021, 07:33:14 PM »
I like the one where Del is assimilated by the Borg and becomes Mandelus of Borg and tries to enter Rodney from behind.

Really terrifying when Uncle Albert tries to go downstairs but falls 30 feet to his death because unbeknownst to him Del Boy ordered a saucer seperation of Nelson Mandela House.

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« Reply #263 on: June 11, 2021, 07:34:21 PM »
Q [appearing naked behind Del Boy in bed] : Bon Matin, mon cher Del Boy.

Best cold open ever.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #264 on: June 11, 2021, 07:40:59 PM »
Anybody know why Sid replaced Guinan in Ten Forward?

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #265 on: June 11, 2021, 07:42:17 PM »
Who remembers this classic moment?

"I call the big one Denzil."

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #267 on: June 11, 2021, 07:44:07 PM »
Del Boy waltzing on to the bridge of the enterprise, going " 'ere move over love" to Troy and forcing himself into the same chair as her and asking Picard if dilithium crystals "are those wot change colour when a tarts got a mood on" and telling him he's got two cases in a lock up back in Peckham if they can give him a lift home. Del Boy tries to stuff a pony into Picards top pocket, but as he doesn't have one, he just rubs his nipples instead, sending powerful erotic waves into Troy's mind making her insist that Picard does everything Del Boy says. Picard ends up having to sell Data to a cash converters just to recoup his loses.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #268 on: June 11, 2021, 07:51:14 PM »
Ahem
Ah, my classic Mandela House effect..

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #269 on: June 11, 2021, 07:51:34 PM »
Only Fools and Horses is just one of Reg Barkley's holodeck fantasies. He's Boycie and very into cuckolding.

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