Only Fools and Horses

[Huxleys Babkins]

Don't like those speedruns as the time streams go all out of sync and Raquel ends up shagging Damien when he's 8 instead of waiting 'til he's an adult like a good mother should.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Graham Norton riverdancing in the back of the Reliant until it falls over.

[petril]

when Del would go on about how he left his wife for having sly love with a midnight creeper

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[Over Frankie Teardrop] Ohh...Del Boy, Del Boy

[Fambo Number Mive]

rodney: you can't have sex with a horse, del! its against the law and everyfing
del boy [fucking a horse]: don't be a plonker all your life, rodney!

Remember when they changed the lyrics for that episode

Stick it in a pony's pocket
Yes, insert your glans
Cos if you want the best uns
But don't want questions
Then brother, I'm your man
Where it all comes from is a mystery
Like Del Boy's love for bestiality
But here's the one that's driving me beserk
Why do horses love to twerk?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

♬Let's watch Equus and have a stroooooke...♬

[Video Game Fan 2000]

After being called a fuckboy by a woman with a lisp, Del Boy becomes convinced that it is French for "entrepeneur" and puts it on all his stationary and business cards. He gets thrown out of the registry office for angrily insisting he is entitled to a family crest with the motto "Je est ein Fuckboy". Meanwhile there is hilarity afoot in Nelson Mandela House when Rodney gets run over by a bus.

[JamesTC]

David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst actually acted out all of the scenes for the animators to copy in order to make the animated version of Only Fools and Horses more accurate.

Roger Lloyd Pack refused to take part because he was dead.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Little Easter egg for OFAH fans in Doctor Who. When the army of Cybermen invade Earth in the episode "Army of Ghosts, if you look carefully you can see they are all carrying brooms, a nod to Roger Lloyd Pack who played their creator, John Trigger.

[JamesTC]

Anybody catch the CaB reference in the latest series?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Subtle reference for OFAH fans in Titanic: the giant letters on the side of the boat read TROTTERS INDEPENDENT TRADING, the name of the company Del Boy and Rodney run.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Anybody catch the CaB reference in the latest series?

"Rodney, I've lost our baby."

A devastated Rodney turns to the camera and says through tears, "I bet they're loving this on the Cook'd and Bomb'd forum."

[Video Game Fan 2000]

"And you wonder why more fetuses don't post in your womb, Cassandra"

Tasteless. I hope he was IP banned from the hospital.

[frajer]

Did you know: Uncle Albert was one of the original members of Aldo Ray's Inglourious Basterds during the war, but was booted out for extreme sadism (and the rest of those fucks carved swastikas into foreheads so you can only imagine).

[Huxleys Babkins]

In the dead of night, Albert descended on the peaceful French village, St. Claire a la Chappelle, rounded up all the children and carved big white beards into their faces whilst their parents looked on, sobbing.

[kalowski]

Leonard Pearce
Mickey Pearce
Guy Pearce

Makes you think.

[kalowski]

I like the one where Del is assimilated by the Borg and becomes Mandelus of Borg and tries to enter Rodney from behind.

[JamesTC]

Just finished the classic Monorail episode. Love it when Rodney anchors the monorail to a huge Emperor Burger after Del's hooky brakes stop working.

[frajer]

I like the one where Rodney finds that plant from outer space and it grows into Cassandra II and eats Granddad's head. Such a plonker move!

[JamesTC]

Who can forget Boycie's famous dance!

[kalowski]

Rodney to Del Boy: Del, are we the baddies?

[franticplanet]

Just watched a repeat on UKGold. It was the one with Del selling dodgy viagra out of a suitcase and Rodders crying because his dick won't go down. Del pokes it with a knitting needle, as blood spurts out like cowboys drinking out of a cactus, but in the end they have to get some football hooligans round to jump up and down on it. "Rodney, you are a right plonker!" says Del, puffing on a cigar while Raquel's on her hands and knees trying to get Rodders mashed up dick-meat out of the carpet.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I like the one where Del is assimilated by the Borg and becomes Mandelus of Borg and tries to enter Rodney from behind.

Really terrifying when Uncle Albert tries to go downstairs but falls 30 feet to his death because unbeknownst to him Del Boy ordered a saucer seperation of Nelson Mandela House.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Q [appearing naked behind Del Boy in bed] : Bon Matin, mon cher Del Boy.

Best cold open ever.

[JamesTC]

Anybody know why Sid replaced Guinan in Ten Forward?

[kalowski]

Who remembers this classic moment?

"I call the big one Denzil."

[JamesTC]

"I call the big one Denzil."

Ahem

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Del Boy waltzing on to the bridge of the enterprise, going " 'ere move over love" to Troy and forcing himself into the same chair as her and asking Picard if dilithium crystals "are those wot change colour when a tarts got a mood on" and telling him he's got two cases in a lock up back in Peckham if they can give him a lift home. Del Boy tries to stuff a pony into Picards top pocket, but as he doesn't have one, he just rubs his nipples instead, sending powerful erotic waves into Troy's mind making her insist that Picard does everything Del Boy says. Picard ends up having to sell Data to a cash converters just to recoup his loses.

[kalowski]

Ahem

Ah, my classic Mandela House effect..

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Only Fools and Horses is just one of Reg Barkley's holodeck fantasies. He's Boycie and very into cuckolding.