Author Topic: Only Fools and Horses  (Read 23100 times)

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2021, 10:19:04 PM »
The one where they find a load of women under the floorboards of Trigger's flat.

A scene unparalleled in Peckham history.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #91 on: June 08, 2021, 10:22:27 PM »
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my BROOMSTICK.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #92 on: June 08, 2021, 10:23:53 PM »
Del starts a podcast.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #93 on: June 08, 2021, 10:25:01 PM »
Del starts a podcast.

The front room is lit green and orange. "Bisexual lighting, Rodders!" and does a soyface. 

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2021, 10:27:44 PM »
Del Boy plays Dark Souls.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #95 on: June 08, 2021, 10:29:25 PM »
Del Boy buys a Bitcoin.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #96 on: June 08, 2021, 10:30:00 PM »
Del Boy becomes a coomer and a goon.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #97 on: June 08, 2021, 10:30:35 PM »
Del sells fake iPads.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #98 on: June 08, 2021, 10:31:34 PM »
Del storms the Capitol.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #99 on: June 08, 2021, 10:32:09 PM »
Del Boy sells pandemic masks.
Del Boy buys a calender for 2021.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #100 on: June 08, 2021, 10:32:49 PM »
I know it was divisive but I liked the one where Rodney got bitten by a werewolf, Del got bitten by a vampire and Uncle got shot by a ghost and together they took on the supernatural underworld.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #101 on: June 08, 2021, 10:33:54 PM »
I don't know where all of the writers of Only Fools and Horses come up with their ideas.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #102 on: June 08, 2021, 10:35:03 PM »
I don't know where all of the writers of Only Fools and Horses come up with their ideas.

I grew up in Peckham and passenger planes crash into apartment blocks there every night.

idunnosomename

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #103 on: June 08, 2021, 10:36:20 PM »
OnlyFans and putting oversized objects up your arsehole work

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #104 on: June 08, 2021, 10:38:43 PM »
What about that episode where Albert smashed up the windows on the bus?

https://youtu.be/LMACpa_oXjk

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #105 on: June 08, 2021, 11:28:56 PM »
Rodney gets a monkey.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #106 on: June 08, 2021, 11:32:23 PM »
Rodney eats a monkey.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #107 on: June 08, 2021, 11:38:13 PM »
Mike goes to prison and dies.

idunnosomename

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #108 on: June 08, 2021, 11:38:35 PM »
only fools and coach tours is one of the funniest things Ive seen on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4nZjQLGu94

i suppose i ought to save this in case they delete it really

Jake Thingray

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #109 on: June 08, 2021, 11:44:15 PM »
I don't know where all of the writers of Only Fools and Horses come up with their ideas.

"The writers are so witty. I love all the catchphrases."

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #110 on: June 08, 2021, 11:47:50 PM »
only fools and coach tours is one of the funniest things Ive seen on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4nZjQLGu94

i suppose i ought to save this in case they delete it really

I feel like this is the only time this cliché comparison often used on the internet truly, realistically applies, but that was a Tim and Eric sketch. In every aspect.

Fuck me, that was like a nightmare, I had a violent emotional reaction to that. Why did they jet a pair of Spice addicts to play Delrick and Rodders? Why was Trigger in the coach luggage bit? Why was Boycie played by a 15 year old? Why was the narrator? Why?

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #111 on: June 08, 2021, 11:49:24 PM »
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His top five include:

1. Heartbreak in Sleepless in Peckham, 2003

“The Christmas special in 2003, called Sleepless in Peckham was a fantastic episode. It was horrendous and so sad, because all the characters fall out with each other. But in the end Rodney gets his little girl, and it’s such a powerful ending to the show.”

The Peckham Noncer.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #112 on: June 08, 2021, 11:49:41 PM »
Christ the appearance of "Boycie" on the coach!

"A day you'll NEVER forget"
"AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA"

idunnosomename

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #113 on: June 08, 2021, 11:51:22 PM »
I feel like this is the only time this cliché comparison often used on the internet truly, realistically applies, but that was a Tim and Eric sketch. In every aspect.

Fuck me, that was like a nightmare, I had a violent emotional reaction to that. Why did they jet a pair of Spice addicts to play Delrick and Rodders? Why was Trigger in the coach luggage bit? Why was Boycie played by a 15 year old? Why was the narrator? Why?

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we had this thread here about the low-quality dinner shows

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,46772.0.html

that one stood out for having the production value on the video to really show up how fucking rubbish it is. it's the meta-quality of it being like a del-boy rip-off project in itself. and just everything about it, especially the green slop on the paper plate, cracks me up

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #114 on: June 08, 2021, 11:52:23 PM »
Goes past Tim and Eric into Five Nights At Freddies.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2021, 12:24:29 AM »
Five Nights At Freddie The Frogs

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2021, 02:11:59 AM »
Who are we but slaves to the flames, Rodders?
You're right, Trigger is the most evil fictional character.
In the 90s, if a football team had a player who was a bit special, they’d call him Trigger. Dunno what the ‘20s equivalent is.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2021, 04:35:12 AM »
 Where's ya broom?

 What fuckin' broom?

 This fuckin' broom

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2021, 08:56:19 AM »
One of these days Rodney we will be Billionaires.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2021, 09:00:52 AM »
"Hey, listen, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that broom. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just a dustpan in his hands, alright?"

"The broom'll be there."

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