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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2021, 09:04:00 PM »
Rodney, Del and Uncle bombing down Peckham in a bathtub.

LOOK OUT CASSANDRA THIS FING AINT GOT NO BRAAAAAAKES

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2021, 09:07:58 PM »
Rodney you arsehole!

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2021, 09:11:11 PM »
I was 'aving a miscarriage the other day and my wife Dolly came in and I only 'ad to fuckin' eat it. Cunt.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2021, 09:11:29 PM »
Damn it Dave

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2021, 09:13:15 PM »
Rodders: It wasn't him, Del, it was you. Remember that night in the Nags Head  you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Trigger." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Trigger apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Plonker-ville! You was my brother, Del, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.

Del Boy Trotter Independent Traders: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.

Rodders: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a big plonker, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Del.

*Chandelier falls down*

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #65 on: June 08, 2021, 09:14:29 PM »
Your tearing me apart Del

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #66 on: June 08, 2021, 09:21:14 PM »
Did you you see that TV coverage of the Pope when he was lying in state? The last Pope, you know, John Paul? Lying in state?  Dressed as Del Boy? Didn’t half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked pukka, didn’t he? They put that sheepskin coat on him. That really gave me the horn. I mean, like, I couldn’t prevent myself, you know, having a miscarriage immediately ’cause he looked, he looked luvvery jubly.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #67 on: June 08, 2021, 09:23:35 PM »
PICKLE RODNEY

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #68 on: June 08, 2021, 09:27:59 PM »
Had the pleasure of meeting Cassandras Miscarriage at a charity do last year. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #69 on: June 08, 2021, 09:28:13 PM »
The man from Del Boy, he say "yes"!

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #70 on: June 08, 2021, 09:29:09 PM »
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an independent trader.”

Freeze frame on Rodders as ‘Rags to Riches’ kicks in and title card appears: TROTFELLAS

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #71 on: June 08, 2021, 09:37:06 PM »
The spinoff we never got Hotrod.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #72 on: June 08, 2021, 09:40:48 PM »
That's my secret Del : I'm always a plonker.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #73 on: June 08, 2021, 09:53:47 PM »
I've Leonard Pierced my foot on a spike!

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #74 on: June 08, 2021, 09:55:28 PM »
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #75 on: June 08, 2021, 09:57:17 PM »
You fucking nonce, Rodney. You reprehensible fucking paedophile

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #76 on: June 08, 2021, 09:57:24 PM »
TV Cream Greatest TV Moments #59: Buster Merryfield falling over at the Comedy awards while wiggling his arse at Michael Jackson, machine gunning the audience with blanks (cos he's in the war, during the war, war, lol), and right before he made that hilarious crack (arse), about fisting Norman Tebbit.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #77 on: June 08, 2021, 09:58:38 PM »
It's beyond pain, Rodney. It's something else. Something better

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #78 on: June 08, 2021, 10:01:44 PM »
No one is like that in our family.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #79 on: June 08, 2021, 10:04:32 PM »
I think Del Boy is pretty cool guy, eh falls through bars and doesn't afraid of anything.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #80 on: June 08, 2021, 10:05:20 PM »
David Jason should have a open bar as his gravestone.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #81 on: June 08, 2021, 10:09:07 PM »
My pitch for the next series of OFAH, an episode called "Trigger Warning".

I mean, all I have is the title so far. It's about...I dunno...Trigger getting cancelled?

You have to admit though, it's a good title. You HAVE to say that. You have to fucking say that. Right.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #82 on: June 08, 2021, 10:10:03 PM »
Its about time. He's been deadnaming Rodney the entire time without consequence.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #83 on: June 08, 2021, 10:10:11 PM »
Trigger is in heaven with his broom parts.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #84 on: June 08, 2021, 10:11:19 PM »
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep Sea, and music in its roar.
I love not Man the less, but Nature more,
BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #85 on: June 08, 2021, 10:12:16 PM »
Whenever he called Rodney Dave did Trigger smile to himself and go "heh..triggered" when Rodney pulled a face? Then do a crying/laughing face because there weren't emojis then?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #86 on: June 08, 2021, 10:14:53 PM »
You're right, Trigger is the most evil fictional character.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #87 on: June 08, 2021, 10:15:21 PM »
Bracelet says "Wayne Rooney"

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #88 on: June 08, 2021, 10:17:13 PM »
The one where they find a load of women under the floorboards of Trigger's flat.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #89 on: June 08, 2021, 10:18:41 PM »
My pitch for the next series of OFAH, an episode called "Trigger Warning".

I mean, all I have is the title so far. It's about...I dunno...Trigger getting cancelled?

You have to admit though, it's a good title. You HAVE to say that. You have to fucking say that. Right.

Alternative titles:
Triggernometry
Dead Trigger Storage

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