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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #150 on: June 09, 2021, 02:46:47 PM »
Rodney sang the theme tune to Count Duckula. In the nude.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #151 on: June 09, 2021, 03:25:33 PM »
What if I have got the aids?

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #152 on: June 09, 2021, 05:00:27 PM »
They should make a prequel one day. The could call it Only Fools & Horses Babies.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #153 on: June 09, 2021, 05:01:42 PM »
They should make a prequel one day. The could call it Only Fools & Horses Babies.

Only Fetuses and Horses "This time next trimester Rodders, we'll be miscarried!"

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #154 on: June 09, 2021, 05:07:42 PM »
"Del, why am I a tadpole in this? Is it because I'm the son of Freddie "The Frog" Robdall?"

"Don't you worry about that, Rodders. That's for John Sullivan to fret over in great detail, even though nobody's ever given a fuck."

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #155 on: June 09, 2021, 05:12:50 PM »
The episode where Del created a human centipede from Micky Pearce, Boycie and Trigger and entered it in the Derby was where it really jumped the shark. The actors really had to be sewn together arse to mouth and it was somewhat painful.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #156 on: June 09, 2021, 05:13:04 PM »
Those are just birth defects from all the menthol cigarettes mum is smoking on her death bed.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #157 on: June 09, 2021, 05:19:02 PM »
Loved the one where they played five-a-side, Albert in goal being remote controlled by Del and his fake arms.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #158 on: June 09, 2021, 05:34:29 PM »
Anyone else like the American pilot? The best part is how Del Boy was successful at everything he tried, spoke perfect French and had a completely mature and rich emotional relationship with his brother.

They always know how to slightly tweak a concept to make it work better. Shocked it never got made. I thought Michael Richards was perfect as Granddad.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #159 on: June 09, 2021, 05:35:30 PM »
You'd barely recognise Dana Carvey as Boycie with all those animatronics.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #160 on: June 09, 2021, 05:54:30 PM »
Been re-watching a bit of OFaH recently after catching some on GOLD the other week.


My favourite character is probably Del Boy.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #161 on: June 09, 2021, 06:00:14 PM »
Del Boy is great, isn't he? Can you remember any of his catchphrases?

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #162 on: June 09, 2021, 06:01:14 PM »
Del Boy is great, isn't he? Can you remember any of his catchphrases?

"I am not a plonker! I am a free man!"

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #163 on: June 09, 2021, 06:03:46 PM »
Del Boy is great, isn't he? Can you remember any of his catchphrases?

"Beamé-moi up, Vic"

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #164 on: June 09, 2021, 06:10:18 PM »
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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #165 on: June 09, 2021, 06:14:13 PM »
[ripping open a police woman's top] You stupid woman!

It's all about the delivery for me.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #166 on: June 09, 2021, 06:22:43 PM »
Rodney: My cock is about to explode!
Del Boy: You really are a wally.
Uncle Albert: During the war...

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #167 on: June 09, 2021, 06:42:29 PM »
Kicking Alan Parry Up The Arse

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #168 on: June 09, 2021, 06:44:44 PM »
Dr. Rodney Trotter: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
[80 foot long replica of Nicholas Lyndhurt's penis drops out of the sky and obliterates Peckham, Trigger does a face]
Dr. Delboy Jubby: Nice thinking you plonky tart!
[Dr. Delboy falls through the bar]

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #169 on: June 09, 2021, 06:46:13 PM »
Loved it when Roy Slater was arrested by AC-12. Hastings restraining himself from beating Del Boy to a pulp.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #170 on: June 09, 2021, 06:47:25 PM »
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Peckham. I watched Trigger glitter in the dark near the Nag's Head. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. You plonker.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #171 on: June 09, 2021, 06:47:42 PM »
Slater spin off set during the Troubles was very dark but loved that they got the Ruts do the soundtrack. Unsure about him having a little alien friend that only he could see, though. Ernie Wise's last role fact fans.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #172 on: June 09, 2021, 06:56:11 PM »
Anyone ever go to the Only Fools & Horses Summer Roadshow? Went to see it in Bournemouth in 1991. Nearly 20,000 people all down on the prom, chanting for Del Boy to push Jimmy Savile through the bar and into the gunge. Didn’t happen though, so poor Simon Parkin ended up getting “barred”. Met Su Pollard and got a free badge as well.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #173 on: June 09, 2021, 06:57:30 PM »
Rodney's voice over the phone: it wasn't consensual, you were grooming her Del.
Del Boy: I think I'll go with Henry the Eighth
Chris Tarrant: is that your final answer?
[pause]
Congratulations Derek Trotter, that brings you to £200!

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #174 on: June 09, 2021, 07:01:32 PM »
*Fred Flintstone beats on the door* “DELLLLLLLLLLL BOYYYYYYYYY!!!”

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #175 on: June 09, 2021, 07:02:31 PM »
In a Flintstones version of Only Fools and Horses, wouldn't the van just be a rickshaw?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #176 on: June 09, 2021, 07:08:33 PM »
Del Boy falls through the bar because Trigger gives him a massive chop to hold, and Barney Rubble carves a face.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #177 on: June 09, 2021, 08:01:56 PM »
Del Boy: I'm not getting a Mini Metro, Rodney. I'm not getting a Mini Metro. I'm not getting a Mini Metro.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #178 on: June 09, 2021, 08:09:41 PM »
when Rodney is asked about his favourite Beatles album

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #179 on: June 09, 2021, 08:49:14 PM »
Was really sad when Leonard Pierce died after getting decapitated by that helicopter while rescuing two Vietnamese children.

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