Author Topic: Only Fools and Horses  (Read 24040 times)

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #180 on: June 09, 2021, 08:51:15 PM »
"They're not shoelaces Rodney! It's called shibari ain't it. Don't be a plonker all your life"

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #181 on: June 09, 2021, 08:57:02 PM »
They should rename it Only Fools Are Horses, on account of all horses being thick as pigshit.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #182 on: June 09, 2021, 08:58:41 PM »
Anyone else like the American pilot? The best part is how Del Boy was successful at everything he tried, spoke perfect French and had a completely mature and rich emotional relationship with his brother.

They always know how to slightly tweak a concept to make it work better. Shocked it never got made. I thought Michael Richards was perfect as Granddad.

The One Where Cassandra Has A Miscarriage.
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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #183 on: June 09, 2021, 09:02:18 PM »
If they ever do a film version I'd suggest Ryan Gosling for Rodney, and maybe Danny DeVito for Del.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #184 on: June 09, 2021, 09:03:12 PM »
Loved the ep where they drove the Reliant into the desert and cooked all that blue meth. “Science, plonker!”

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #185 on: June 09, 2021, 09:06:16 PM »
They should rename it Only Fools Are Horses, on account of all horses being thick as pigshit.

And we wonder why more horses don't post on here.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #186 on: June 09, 2021, 09:26:10 PM »
The One Where Cassandra Has A Miscarriage.

Curb theme.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #187 on: June 09, 2021, 09:57:10 PM »
If they ever do a film version I'd suggest Ryan Gosling for Rodney, and maybe Danny DeVito for Del.

Already did it.



The Trotters standing in a line in sunglasses whilst Livin’ La Vida Loca plays.



“Holding back the yeeeeeears.”

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #188 on: June 09, 2021, 10:14:11 PM »

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #189 on: June 09, 2021, 11:02:34 PM »
Already did it.



The Trotters standing in a line in sunglasses whilst Livin’ La Vida Loca plays.



“Holding back the yeeeeeears.”

Junior is usually listed as one of the worst comedies ever, because it unexpectedly ends with a miscarriage scene 20 minutes in. Danny Devito yells "you've only gone and done a bleedin' miscarriage ain't cha? You plonker!" off screen and cut to credits.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #190 on: June 10, 2021, 12:07:10 AM »
Remember when Mickey Pearce hijacked Thunderbird 3 and flew it into Jupiter's great red anus?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #191 on: June 10, 2021, 12:20:29 PM »
Michaels Richards added the N-word to all his dialogue as Granddad.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #192 on: June 10, 2021, 08:20:51 PM »
Inanimate carbon Rodney

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #193 on: June 10, 2021, 08:26:16 PM »
Granddad Simpson
Mickey Pearce the Clown

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #194 on: June 10, 2021, 08:26:27 PM »
One of the all time finales, you have to hand it to Sullivan.

Del: “What year is this?”
Rodney screams.
Cut to black.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #195 on: June 10, 2021, 08:36:31 PM »
I preferred the earlier finale.


Cassandra: I'll see you again in five years. Meanwhile...

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #196 on: June 10, 2021, 09:00:43 PM »
The Boy Del through the bar fell felt not well

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #197 on: June 10, 2021, 09:05:17 PM »
I liked the one where Del went to Raquel’s new job to surprise her but ended up crawling through vents in his vest shooting armed thieves all night.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #198 on: June 10, 2021, 09:15:58 PM »
Was great when Uncle Albert fucked all those French women and had loads of kids with beards.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #199 on: June 10, 2021, 09:22:50 PM »
Rodney: You tore that man's arm off
Del: So? He had a spare
Rodney: Honestly Del Boy

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #200 on: June 10, 2021, 09:38:03 PM »
Del Boy [Normandy 1944] : mon dieu!

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #201 on: June 10, 2021, 10:10:20 PM »
Rodney you plonker you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #202 on: June 10, 2021, 10:39:31 PM »
Frankly my Boycie I couldn't give an Emperor Burger

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #203 on: June 10, 2021, 11:14:33 PM »
Who else remembers the awful charity single when the BBC cancelled the show in between Series 5 and 6?

    Twenty-six months is too long to wait,
    Bring back Del Boy don't hesitate.

It was a cold wet night in September
Five years ago,
There was a three wheeled van in a courtyard
We didn't know where it would go,
An old man and two dealers
Into the marketplace,
It started off a legend
That no other could replace.

    Del Boy in distress,
    Let's all answer his S.O.S.,
    Del Boy in distress,
    Bring him back now, we won't take less.

They sold lots of housewares
Quality never first-rate,
For each of these siblings
Wanted a nil tax rate,
They had many shenanigans
At the Nags Head they drank alcohol,
Chandeliers clear as ice
Grandad didn't know that it would fall.

    Bring him back now, we won't take less,
    If we stop his tradings, he'll be in a mess,
    The market will fall to upheaval once more,
    With nightmarish mobsters fighting a price war.

We've learned to accept two brothers
With millions in their sight,
Then they were faced with Trigger
Del Boy flew a really big kite,
During the war and an engine for a lawn mower
And a daddy Trotter,
That screaming girl Rodney groped
The model of an entrepreneur.

    Del Boy in distress,
    Let's all answer his S.O.S.,
    Del Boy in distress,
    Bring him back now, we won't take less.

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Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #204 on: June 10, 2021, 11:16:12 PM »
Rodney uses the time wand to turn Pete into a t-rex which does a big poo on Del-Boy

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #205 on: June 10, 2021, 11:20:58 PM »
You've turned Denzil's dead canary into a dinosaur you plonker

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #206 on: June 10, 2021, 11:32:15 PM »
GRANDAD: Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger! Del Boy! You ever had an Emperor burger?
[DEL BOY shakes his head]
GRANDAD: Want a bite? They're real tasty.
DEL BOY: Ain't hungry.
GRANDAD: Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can't usually get them 'cause my grandson Rodney’s a plonker, which pretty much makes me a plonker. I do love the taste of an Emperor burger. Mmm.

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #207 on: June 10, 2021, 11:52:02 PM »
Uncle Albert, your dick fucking stinks. Boycie, have you got a whiff of Albert's dick? It fucking stinks. Go and live out on the balcony, you stinky-dicked old cunt. Micky Pearce, have you wrapped your hooter round that? It's Albert's dick. Fucking stinks, dunnit?

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #208 on: June 11, 2021, 12:12:53 AM »
Granddad : This emperor burger is quite similar to a cheeseburger
Del Boy: Its an old Trotter recipe, ain't they? Just like mum made on her deathbed
Granddad : and its called an emperor burger even though its got cheese in it?
Del Boy : Yes. It's what we've always called them in Peckham you dozy old git!
Granddad : I've lived here all my life and I never heard it.
Del Boy : Shut up you tart!
Granddad : Good lord whats happening in the kitchen, Del Boy?
Del Boy : oh for...its a plane gonna crash ain't it?
Granddad : A plane crashing into an apartment block? In a traditional three wall sitcom? A gritty and realistic comedy about two market traders in Peckham? At 8pm on BBC1?
Del Boy : yes

Re: Only Fools and Horses
« Reply #209 on: June 11, 2021, 12:16:28 AM »
Those final specials when Rodney goes back in time and fucks his mum are weird.

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