popcorn doing his own one-man Grease show!

[Glebe]

popcorn has been doing his own one-man Grease show at the Lyceum Theatre, London! It's so embarrassing - amateurish, under-rehearsed and poorly acted and sung! 'Summer Nights' is performed enthusiastically but with little style, while 'You're the One That I Want' sees popcorn having to be sewn into those tight Oliva Newton-John pants in what social media is already dubbing a 'classic' cringe-worthy moment! Spare yourself the disappointment and don't go and see this!

[Fambo Number Mive]

Does he grease up the front row of the audience? If so, I'm going to attend (but not in the front row)

[Glebe]

Does he grease up the front row of the audience? If so, I'm going to attend (but not in the front row)

YES! It's awful!

There's also a bit, you know in 'You're the One That I Want', the "Better shape up, 'cause I need a man," bit before the chorus, when the bass goes 'da-doodle-dum-bum,' he does a little sassy wiggle of his ass that's so embarrassing!

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this is his main song in it:




I speak a language and I do with word
That does escape from mouth, I gotta form with lips
There ain't no wordage I can burst too firm
I start astounding now with all the word that I say
"Word" is a word
They think the word is not a wordage word
Why don't they understand, it is a wordage word
Their lips are lying, it's a wordage word
I word the word right word, I got to word what I word
"Word" is a word (is a word, is a word that's a word)
It make sound, it have meaning
"Word" is the word, is the word, is the wordage
"Word" is the word I am wording
I take the wording and I word away
Word word-word word-word word to word today
There is a word that I can word it so word
I start word-wording now that I can word what I word
"Word" is a word (is a word, is a word that I word)
It's got word, it's got wordage
"Word" is a word, is a word, has a wording
"Word" is the word I am wording
It is the word of word-wording
Worded up in wordage
Worded with wordation
Word am I wording word?
Word take the wording and I word away
Wording the word belongs to word the wording today
There is a word, I can make it so word
I start word-wording now that I can word what I word
"Word" is a word (is a word, is a word that is a word)
It's a word, it's a word
"Word" is a word, is a word, is a word
"Word" is the word I am wording
Alright now
Alright, I want everybody's help out there
I want you to put your hands together
Real easy now, like this
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Yeah, yeah, yeah everybody come on
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Yeah, all the time
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Now I want everybody to sing it with us, okay?
We'll do it once
Listen to it
Then we'll do it together, alright?
I said, alright?
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Are you ready now? Yeah
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Now both sides together, let's do it now, alright
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
Aw, don't that make you feel good man, yeah?
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
"Word"
(It's a word, it's a word, it's a word that's a word)
This is the life of word-wording
Worded up in wordage
Wording with wordation
What are we doing here?
I take the wording and I word away
Word-wording wordage words belongs to yesterday
There is a word, I can word it so far
I start the wordage now that I can word what I am
"Word" is the word (It's a word, it's a word that's a word)
It's a word, it's got wordage
"Word" is a word, is a word, is a word
"Word" is a word I am wording
Is a word, is a word
Is a word
Thank you
Thank you
Right hey, I like New Jersey, I tell you Frankie
Yeah, so do I, alright
Everybody have fun here tonight?
Nope
How come
Shit song mate
arsed
what?
I SAID ARSED MATE CIGS

[Glebe]

Thanks for supplying those lyrics Replies, I thought there was something wrong with the words as I watched the performance through my fingers!

[Fambo Number Mive]

I heard his rendition of "Born to Hand Jive" caused angry front pages in the tabloids. Darren Grimes smug-tweeting from his flag-displaying house. Piers Morgan getting very red and furious.

[zomgmouse]

grease popcorn (cover of grease lightningt)

[popcorn]

ooh tell me more tell me more
does he something something
ooh tell me more tell me more
something something something

[Glebe]

ooh tell me more tell me more
does he something something
ooh tell me more tell me more
something something something

So embarrassing!

[popcorn]

*dancing about*

I'm doing a fucking brilliant job of this

[popcorn]

whoa greased lightning something something else,
go greased lightning, whoa greased lightning,

a thing, a thing, it's something something,

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Aha, aha
Like does he have a car
Aha, aha
Yes he does have a car!
Summer lovin'
He's having a car
Summer lovin'
'Cause of having a car




popcorn has a voice like Jeremy Clarkson as well, in case you didn't know.

[Glebe]

So embarrassing!

[popcorn]

I'm driving off into the sky now

we go to geeether like whamamalalamhooheyhhobulluorghalamalamshamaladingdong

[Glebe]

Oh its terrible so awful!

[popcorn]

the audience is loving this

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There's lots of paedophile in-jokes as well that I'll never understand




Bum a child yea you must bum a child, singing
Oh-o these summer nights

(Aha, aha, like does he have a car etc)






I mean what on earth could that ^ be signalling?