The Goonies (1985)

[Bazooka]

It's probably Steve Sleinburgers best film, love all the Goonies; John Goonie, Mary Goonie, Goonie Snr, Gadget Goonie, Really tall Goonie, and that lad with bells palsy, Slag.

My favourite scene is where the mum and sons are chasing the goonies, so Gadget Goonie says "watch out!" and he has a can of Strongbow stuck on his crotch, it sprays out cider, and the mum and one son slip on it and fall to their deaths. The other son is distraught.

[Goldentony]

IVE GOT A SET OF VAMPIRE TEETH THAT FLY OUT OF ME ARSE HERE JOHN