Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben

[popcorn]

My boyfriend Ben

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

How big is his willy?

[Poobum]

How gapesome is he? Dangerously?

[Replies From View]

Ben was only ten

Ben had a pet hen

[Ferris]

Hiya ben mate

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Ben was only ten

Ben had a pet hen

Sadly it died

[popcorn]

How gapesome is he? Dangerously?

generously

[Chollis]

his friends call him Glen

[shagatha crustie]

My name is Ben and I would like to distance myself completely from this.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Can't believe you cunts, ripping the piss out of popcorn's happy news.

He's the best of us. He's the Ben of us.

[Replies From View]

Looks like PEN to me

[Huxleys Babkins]

PENG, more like. Phwoar!

[El Unicornio, mang]

Is his last name Dover?

[BlodwynPig]

Rare photo of Popcorn's Ben rising from the couple's bed on a glorious Georgia morning

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

⬆️ Looks like popcorn's cum on Ben's head again.

[canadagoose]

My boyfriend Ben

Is his second name Dover? Ahahahaha it's 1983 isn't it

[idunnosomename]

hello.... ben. would you like to... come sleep in my bed with me tonight?!

[zomgmouse]

no i'm not

[Inspector Norse]

I'm glad that you and Ben have both found what you were looking for. The two of you need look no more. With a friend to call your own, you'll never be alone.

[Glebe]

[Replies From View]

Check out Ben's moves!!!

[frajer]

Am I right in thinking your celebrity couple name is Bepcorn?

[popcorn]

Ben and I broke up today.

[Ferris]

Really sorry to hear that, although me and Ben did kiss (a bit) in the beer garden when you went for a wee and again on the bus home when you were distracted by those pigeons.

[Glebe]

popcorn, don't know how to break this to you but I'M FUCKING BEN.

By which I simply mean I'm Ben, I've been in disguise! Sorry for swearing!

[Ferris]

popcorn, don't know how to break this to you but I'M FUCKING BEN.

By which I simply mean I'm Ben, I've been in disguise! Sorry for swearing!

Wait hang on, but that means...

oh no.

[Glebe]

See you in the beer garden tomorrow, Ferrie!

[popcorn]

how could I have been so blind... "Glebe" is an anagram of "Ben".

[idunnosomename]

just had an excellent shag with Ben. by which I mean we spit-roasted a seabird with our penises. genuinely nice to get out and about again really.

[Glebe]

Ben Dover.