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Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« on: June 09, 2021, 12:21:44 PM »
My boyfriend Ben

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2021, 12:38:23 PM »
How big is his willy?

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2021, 12:53:18 PM »
How gapesome is he? Dangerously?

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2021, 01:05:59 PM »
Ben was only ten

Ben had a pet hen

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2021, 02:12:37 PM »
Hiya ben mate

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2021, 03:10:07 PM »
Ben was only ten

Ben had a pet hen

Sadly it died

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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2021, 03:13:30 PM »
How gapesome is he? Dangerously?

generously

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2021, 03:42:02 PM »
his friends call him Glen

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2021, 06:56:32 PM »
My name is Ben and I would like to distance myself completely from this.

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2021, 07:03:45 PM »
Can’t believe you cunts, ripping the piss out of popcorn’s happy news.

He’s the best of us. He’s the Ben of us.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2021, 07:21:59 PM »
Looks like PEN to me

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2021, 07:31:04 PM »
PENG, more like. Phwoar!

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2021, 07:32:57 PM »
Is his last name Dover?

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2021, 07:35:12 PM »
Rare photo of Popcorn's Ben rising from the couple's bed on a glorious Georgia morning


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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2021, 08:45:37 PM »
⬆️ Looks like popcorn's cum on Ben's head again.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2021, 12:15:19 AM »
My boyfriend Ben
Is his second name Dover? Ahahahaha it's 1983 isn't it

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2021, 12:58:20 AM »
hello.... ben. would you like to... come sleep in my bed with me tonight?!

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2021, 02:35:33 AM »
no i'm not

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2021, 11:49:15 AM »
I'm glad that you and Ben have both found what you were looking for. The two of you need look no more. With a friend to call your own, you'll never be alone.

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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2021, 03:00:29 PM »

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2021, 07:20:14 PM »
Check out Ben’s moves!!!


Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2021, 07:26:13 PM »
Am I right in thinking your celebrity couple name is Bepcorn?

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2021, 10:10:07 PM »
Ben and I broke up today.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2021, 10:51:23 PM »
Really sorry to hear that, although me and Ben did kiss (a bit) in the beer garden when you went for a wee and again on the bus home when you were distracted by those pigeons.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2021, 10:53:15 PM »
popcorn, don't know how to break this to you but I'M FUCKING BEN.

By which I simply mean I'm Ben, I've been in disguise! Sorry for swearing!

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2021, 10:54:54 PM »
popcorn, don't know how to break this to you but I'M FUCKING BEN.

By which I simply mean I'm Ben, I've been in disguise! Sorry for swearing!

Wait hang on, but that means…

oh no.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2021, 10:58:14 PM »
See you in the beer garden tomorrow, Ferrie!

Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2021, 11:00:07 PM »
how could I have been so blind... "Glebe" is an anagram of "Ben".

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2021, 01:16:29 AM »
just had an excellent shag with Ben. by which I mean we spit-roasted a seabird with our penises. genuinely nice to get out and about again really.

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Re: Hi guys this is my boyfriend Ben
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2021, 06:25:27 AM »
Ben Dover.

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