penalty shootout but using a dinner chair

[Goldentony]

hans segers looking at a chair being fucked at his head thinking "here, hjang abooute, thjats a FOOCKEN CHAIR"

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

over on the sidelines there's an old woman pointing at some grass

and an hilariously ugly dog is there too

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

SOOOOUUUTTTHHHHGAAAA
look eat your dinner
Soooooouuuuttthhhhhggaaaaaaaaaa
It's getting cold! Eat it or you'll get nowt
_{Soooouuuthgaaaaaaatttteeee! How can you miss from there? From there?! How do you miss from there?! Just kick it into the net just kick fucking ball into net Southgate, come on, COME ON.}

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pow i shooted a goal!!!

[Ferris]

Edmonds was doing Sofa Soccer back in the '90s. I hope he files a lawsuit.

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poff shooted another one (goal)

[Goldentony]

hold hold on fucks this, its a chair this, wheres the football

[chveik]

back of this onion (dinner chair) sack

[Glebe]

I don't agree with this I think its mildly offensive.

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hold hold on fucks this, its a chair this, wheres the football

works just as well


he scooooooooooorrres

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dun a g-o-a-l


a goal




dun a goal





in your face






GOAL

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If anything it's better than using a normal football because everyone moves outta the fuckin way


"levels the playing field" to coin a phrase




Goldentony is it your turn now to goal a goal

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Goldentony mate it is your turn

[PlanktonSideburns]

Tony

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C'mon mate there's only so many hours in a day

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CHAIR IS COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING




Tony mate it's your turn buddy

[Goldentony]

cant pick up the chair to throw it just because its a chair, handchair that mate

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score goal using feet not hands


handchair = lose points


feet = g-g-g-gOOOAAL = win win win

[Glebe]

Anybody know what happened with this? Is the goalie shagging the chair or owt?

[Goldentony]

going through the footage now and at some point the ball just becomes a chair, specifically dinner style chair according to reuters

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In your house are there different chairs for breakfast, lunch and everything?


"Dining chair" I can understand.  It's all-encompassing, meal-wise.  A chair for eating from, generically.  But you don't mean that, do you.  You mean a more specific chair for dinner, and you have a great big family routine of swapping these chairs for breakfast chairs in the morning don't you, dancing, singing a song about it.

[Glebe]

Interesting!

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Interesting!

Go on then fuckist.  It's your turn to boot the chair.  Protocol is to take your shoes off first.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'll have a fucking go. Let me just take a run up...

[Huxleys Babkins]

Still backing up...

[Huxleys Babkins]

Bit more...

[Huxleys Babkins]

Right, fuck it, let's go!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Gimme an hour to get back to the spot.

[Huxleys Babkins]

'Ave it!!!!!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ah, fuck, I've cunted it into the sun. Too much run-up, lads. Absolutely fucked it. Sorry.