Andrew Lawrence

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Andy Lawrence on being banned by the BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qEpy8doW70

[Pink Gregory]

But the middle aged and middle class are the ones that think that they *are* disposessed. 

[mippy]

It's not that he's offensive.

It's that his offensiveness is extremely unfunny.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Hark at the comments on his latest video.  They're all saying the Conservatives are thinly-disguised lefties.  Also, Lawrence uses a character to blow his own trumpet as himself, Andy Lawrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSYpfXd27w

[McFlymo]

What a useless prick.

[Antiseptic Poetry]

Hark at the comments on his latest video.  They're all saying the Conservatives are thinly-disguised lefties.  Also, Lawrence uses a character to blow his own trumpet as himself, Andy Lawrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSYpfXd27w

This is literally the same rant he did as Kevin Countabout, regarding Boris delaying "freedom day". Except this time he's begging people to buy his stand-up tickets.

Also on his Twitter, 2 our of 3 posts are him begging for people to support him and buy tickets. I'm guessing his current tour isn't selling too well.

[Mobius]

Damn I just went to Andrew Lawrence's twitter, and he's blocked me :(

[Mr Banlon]

"Spot on, Andrew - laughed my arse off. Thanks"
Laughed his arse off at that ? A bloke pretending to be his own agent, having a moan. Hilarious.
They fucking love 'spot on' don't they ?

"The lynchings have to begin.The time for TALK, has loooong passed!!"

[C_Larence]

I wonder if I'll ever be as happy as Andrew Lawrence must have been when he found out about sunglasses.

[BlodwynPig]

"Spot on, Andrew - laughed my arse off. Thanks"
Laughed his arse off at that ? A bloke pretending to be his own agent, having a moan. Hilarious.
They fucking love 'spot on' don't they ?

"The lynchings have to begin.The time for TALK, has loooong passed!!"

Precis!

[Phoenix Lazarus]

This is literally the same rant he did as Kevin Countabout

Remember that Channel Four show, Cuntdown?

Back to Lawrence, I see he's asking for Paypal donations.

https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1405224880862289920

[BlodwynPig]

Remember that Channel Four show, Cuntdown?

Yes

Thwump

[JCR]

Back to Lawrence, I see he's asking for Paypal donations.

https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1405224880862289920

That's not exactly uncommon though. Heck, this very day I gave Tom Walker AUS$13.37 to put on a wig. I was pleased with my purchase.

[Mr Banlon]

I've noticed a lot of the "I ain't supporting the snowflake/kneeling/non-white/PC England team" replies in Lawrence's Keef Cuntabout tweet have been deleted. Seems like the racist cunts are back on the 'It's coming home !' bandwagon.

[idunnosomename]

lol he begs for money under every shitty little video he does. What a turd

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Andrew Lawrence, in character as a 'woke' professor, satirising a position on Bill Cosby that I've not seen any evidence even exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN07FnwU2s

[Tokyo van Ramming]

I can't click on the link for some reason. It's because he's a disgusting turd, and a disgrace to comedy.

[Jittlebags]

Liked the Turkey Dinosaur bit in There Is No Escape.

[Kankurette]

I've noticed a lot of the "I ain't supporting the snowflake/kneeling/non-white/PC England team" replies in Lawrence's Keef Cuntabout tweet have been deleted. Seems like the racist cunts are back on the 'It's coming home !' bandwagon.

Until we get knocked out by Ukraine, then they'll be right back to calling Sterling a gorilla.

[Wayman C. McCreery]

What an appalling cunt: https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1414496398867931136

[idunnosomename]

Dead-eyed cunt

[Kankurette]

Wow. Such banter.

[sevendaughters]

looking in the replies, a theatre already pulled one of his shows.

[frajer]

He makes a very convincing pissholes-in-the-snow-eyed racist, doesn't he? Full commitment to the act every minute of his life.

Would hope he gets banned for this, but presumably that's what he's angling for anyway.

[Petey Pate]

What was the tweet? His account seems to have been deleted.

[sevendaughters]

that was quick, it was up literally 3 minutes ago.

it said something like 'just saying, the players that scored penalties last night were white' and then he quote tweeted himself with something awful and double downish

[sevendaughters]

now quite a few of his shows have been pulled

clearly this represents something of a breakthrough for him

[Dusty Substance]

The first tweet was:

All I'm saying is, the white guys scored

Then he quote tweeted that with:

I can see this has offended a lot of people, and I'm sorry that black guys are bad at penalties

The fucking cunt.

[Pink Gregory]

So he's not got any pretentions of not being a racist now, does he not?

[idunnosomename]

Think he might have just deleted it himself. The comments under his video about how all leftists are glad to see Bill Cosby out of jail because of racism had mostly 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 replies, but these football ones were getting mostly people telling him to fuck off. Thin-skinned grifting little prick.

Thing is, he's objectively not funny. He doesn't have any jokes or let anything land. He just takes a strawman position and rants nonstop. I cant even finish one of his videos and they're barely a minute. That's partly because his eyes drill into my soul though