Author Topic: Andrew Lawrence  (Read 29347 times)

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2021, 07:02:06 AM »
Andy Lawrence on being banned by the BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qEpy8doW70

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2021, 07:20:55 AM »
But the middle aged and middle class are the ones that think that they *are* disposessed. 

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2021, 04:22:15 PM »
It's not that he's offensive.

It's that his offensiveness is extremely unfunny.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2021, 10:01:03 PM »
Hark at the comments on his latest video.  They're all saying the Conservatives are thinly-disguised lefties.  Also, Lawrence uses a character to blow his own trumpet as himself, Andy Lawrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSYpfXd27w

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2021, 11:37:58 PM »
What a useless prick.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #125 on: June 17, 2021, 12:32:31 AM »
Hark at the comments on his latest video.  They're all saying the Conservatives are thinly-disguised lefties.  Also, Lawrence uses a character to blow his own trumpet as himself, Andy Lawrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhSYpfXd27w

This is literally the same rant he did as Kevin Countabout, regarding Boris delaying "freedom day". Except this time he's begging people to buy his stand-up tickets.

Also on his Twitter, 2 our of 3 posts are him begging for people to support him and buy tickets. I'm guessing his current tour isn't selling too well.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #126 on: June 17, 2021, 12:57:38 AM »
Damn I just went to Andrew Lawrence's twitter, and he's blocked me :(

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #127 on: June 17, 2021, 01:23:48 AM »
"Spot on, Andrew - laughed my arse off. Thanks"
Laughed his arse off at that ? A bloke pretending to be his own agent, having a moan. Hilarious.
They fucking love 'spot on' don't they ?

"The lynchings have to begin.The time for TALK, has loooong passed!!"





Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #128 on: June 17, 2021, 06:03:38 AM »
I wonder if I’ll ever be as happy as Andrew Lawrence must have been when he found out about sunglasses.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #129 on: June 17, 2021, 07:09:48 AM »
"Spot on, Andrew - laughed my arse off. Thanks"
Laughed his arse off at that ? A bloke pretending to be his own agent, having a moan. Hilarious.
They fucking love 'spot on' don't they ?

"The lynchings have to begin.The time for TALK, has loooong passed!!"

Precis!

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #130 on: June 17, 2021, 08:35:08 AM »
This is literally the same rant he did as Kevin Countabout

Remember that Channel Four show, Cuntdown?

Back to Lawrence, I see he's asking for Paypal donations.

https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1405224880862289920

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #131 on: June 17, 2021, 08:57:24 AM »

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #132 on: June 17, 2021, 02:10:19 PM »

Back to Lawrence, I see he's asking for Paypal donations.

https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1405224880862289920

That’s not exactly uncommon though. Heck, this very day I gave Tom Walker AUS$13.37 to put on a wig. I was pleased with my purchase.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #133 on: June 30, 2021, 02:03:33 PM »
I've noticed a lot of the "I ain't supporting the snowflake/kneeling/non-white/PC England team" replies in Lawrence's Keef Cuntabout tweet have been deleted. Seems like the racist cunts are back on the 'It's coming home !' bandwagon.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #134 on: June 30, 2021, 02:11:02 PM »
lol he begs for money under every shitty little video he does. What a turd

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #135 on: July 02, 2021, 05:33:55 PM »
Andrew Lawrence, in character as a 'woke' professor, satirising a position on Bill Cosby that I've not seen any evidence even exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN07FnwU2s

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #136 on: July 02, 2021, 06:23:55 PM »
I can't click on the link for some reason. It's because he's a disgusting turd, and a disgrace to comedy.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #137 on: July 03, 2021, 12:46:40 AM »
Liked the Turkey Dinosaur bit in There Is No Escape.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #138 on: July 03, 2021, 01:14:40 AM »
I've noticed a lot of the "I ain't supporting the snowflake/kneeling/non-white/PC England team" replies in Lawrence's Keef Cuntabout tweet have been deleted. Seems like the racist cunts are back on the 'It's coming home !' bandwagon.
Until we get knocked out by Ukraine, then they’ll be right back to calling Sterling a gorilla.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #139 on: July 12, 2021, 12:14:19 PM »

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2021, 12:19:33 PM »
Dead-eyed cunt

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #141 on: July 12, 2021, 12:27:29 PM »
Wow. Such banter.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #142 on: July 12, 2021, 12:31:19 PM »
looking in the replies, a theatre already pulled one of his shows.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #143 on: July 12, 2021, 12:33:00 PM »
He makes a very convincing pissholes-in-the-snow-eyed racist, doesn't he? Full commitment to the act every minute of his life.

Would hope he gets banned for this, but presumably that's what he's angling for anyway.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #144 on: July 12, 2021, 12:45:46 PM »
What was the tweet? His account seems to have been deleted.

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #145 on: July 12, 2021, 12:46:53 PM »
that was quick, it was up literally 3 minutes ago.

it said something like 'just saying, the players that scored penalties last night were white' and then he quote tweeted himself with something awful and double downish

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #146 on: July 12, 2021, 12:48:45 PM »
now quite a few of his shows have been pulled

clearly this represents something of a breakthrough for him

Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #147 on: July 12, 2021, 12:50:38 PM »

The first tweet was:
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All I'm saying is, the white guys scored

Then he quote tweeted that with:
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I can see this has offended a lot of people, and I'm sorry that black guys are bad at penalties

The fucking cunt.

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #148 on: July 12, 2021, 12:52:22 PM »
So he's not got any pretentions of not being a racist now, does he not?

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Re: Andrew Lawrence
« Reply #149 on: July 12, 2021, 12:53:11 PM »
Think he might have just deleted it himself. The comments under his video about how all leftists are glad to see Bill Cosby out of jail because of racism had mostly 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 replies, but these football ones were getting mostly people telling him to fuck off. Thin-skinned grifting little prick.

Thing is, he's objectively not funny. He doesn't have any jokes or let anything land. He just takes a strawman position and rants nonstop. I cant even finish one of his videos and they're barely a minute. That's partly because his eyes drill into my soul though

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