Andrew Lawrence

[idunnosomename]

Looking forward to CARL COCKWOMBLE next the woke oh i dont know... chef

[BlodwynPig]

Here's a new character by him: BBC Director of Marxist Cuntwaffle, Sebastian Fatsalary.  Makes a slight change from Cuntabout and Micropenis, at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IptKA8VUU

"at least" leaves the door open for an excuse for this sort of thing.

This one seems to indicate he's starting to flail and tire. Very low energy. Maybe on an amphetamine comedown.

[Mr Banlon]

Lmao, I hadn't considered til now that this may be down to what CM once called "showbiz flu."

I hope his come-downs are fucking unbearable.

[Catalogue Trousers]

I hope they're fucking terminal. And that no one even makes him a nice cup of tea before he pops his clogs.

[Thursday]

HEYHO ITS ME BARRY FUCKSALOT A HIIIILARIOUS NEW COMEDY CHARACTER FROM THE CANCELLED COMEDIAN WITH WEIRDLY DILATED PUPILS

I was trying to work out what he reminded me of, and it's an angry version of this.

[jobotic]

This is the place to come for all your links to Andrew Lawrence YouTube videos needs.

[Barry Admin]

This is the place to come for all your links to Andrew Lawrence YouTube videos needs.

Yeah, it's a comedy discussion forum.

[jobotic]

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[idunnosomename]

I was trying to work out what he reminded me of, and it's an angry version of this.

i bring you LARRY WANKPUFFIN

[Tokyo van Ramming]

This is the place to come for all your links to Andrew Lawrence YouTube videos needs.

I don't know how anyone gets more than a few seconds into this diarrhoea, but if you're the first here to witness, please spare the cunt a few views by ripping the videos and putting them on Dropbox or something.

Clicking on his channel makes my stomach poo in itself. I know it's a bit of work but I'm sure you'll agree it's for the greater good. Unless...

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Is there a chance he could salvage a career as a Carrot Top tribute act?

[Catalogue Trousers]

He'd need a sense of humour first.

[Jake Thingray]

Leaving his reactionary views out of it, Lawrence's silly names and pathetic "characters" in these really do put him on the same level as long-running CaB favourite Clare Harrison, latterly Clare Harrison McCartney.

[ajsmith2]

His video reacting to Bill Cosby's release has to be among his most monumentally dumb. It's not a satire of anything real, as I can guarantee you there's no one in this or any other reality who has this take on it. Deep down AL must know this too, but ya gotta pump out the daily content and invent something to satirize when's there's no clearly defined right wing attack line (compare this to say, Ben Garrison who jumped the other way on this one, mentioining how lying feminists cancelled Cosby).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN07FnwU2s

On the other hand, FWIW, while no one here will be impressed by it as it's nothing special, by the same token few would be in disagreement with his Keir Starmer take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFN07FnwU2s

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Someone posted this fifteen-year-old radio show of his earlier.  Having just listened again, I've found it's grown on me a little, though perhaps it's just the contrast with the naffness of his contemporary YouTube videos, plus I like the background and interlude music in the old show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDSagYgc84c

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He's recently apologised for white male privilege.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZLkda7mhA

[Excellent_Biscuits]

Hahaha he tried to not do that weird over enunciating thing he does all the time but he couldn't do it.

Delete it Andrew. Start again.

[Lfbarfe]

Here's a new character by him: BBC Director of Marxist Cuntwaffle, Sebastian Fatsalary.  Makes a slight change from Cuntabout and Micropenis, at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3IptKA8VUU

I'm watching these videos and laughing, but not for the intended reasons. They are all stupendously bad and desperate. What happened? When he started out, people said he was a good comic with decent technique. Where's it gone? Even if the material's shit, he can redeem himself with the delivery. But he doesn't.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

When the politics comes before the comedy, when it's the reason for the comedy, that's when you have problems.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He's gone full-on BNP turn-'em-back-at-the-borders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzOSf0gGKEI&list=UU876yBInncBfsiknqMdHvuA

[Fambo Number Mive]

Youtube really will host any old hateful shit, won't they? Reported it but not sure how much good just me reporting it will do.

[idunnosomename]

Completely forgot about this cunt

[bgmnts]

Something about this lad, he just needs a kicking.

[Indomitable Spirit]

I met this... blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Or, along similar lines... "And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes..."

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

It's not nice to make fun of people's physical appearance, I know, but Lawrence is a toxic puddle of shit, so fuck 'im.

[jobotic]

He's gone full-on BNP turn-'em-back-at-the-borders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzOSf0gGKEI&list=UU876yBInncBfsiknqMdHvuA

I won't be watching a second of this but I bet it's brave, hilarious, refreshing and bound to make the wokeratis angry. Well done Sir!

[idunnosomename]

I still dont understand the conceit behind the character of "Keith Cuntabout". He seems to be a caricature of a "love me family ate foregners" yet that is precisely who he appeals to and everyone in the commments agrees with him.

[Barry Admin]

The sheer lack of fucking effort is astounding. Still doing two minute bits standing in front of the same wall, absolutely no thought given to the presentation at all, ever.

That video has him doing "the French are lazy and smell" material. His commenters seem full fash:

The Kalergi Plan (Italian: Piano Kalergi), or sometimes called the Coudenhove-Kalergi Conspiracy, is a far-right, anti-semitic, white nationalist conspiracy theory, which states that a plot to mix white Europeans with other races via immigration was constructed by Austrian-Japanese politician Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi and promoted in aristocratic European social circles

[Catalogue Trousers]

Has anybody ever seen Andrew and George Ezra together in the same room?

Either way, they're both cunts.