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Tried to see a dominatrix and send deposit in person...have I screwed up?

Started by willbo, June 10, 2021, 10:24:23 AM

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Neomod

Quote from: willbo on June 10, 2021, 05:24:49 PM
thanks. My driving teacher thinks I should be on meds for anxiety

Anxiety! What are you going to do then when she locks you up in 'the hole' and goes out for a Nandos!!



The Bumlord

Don't worry about it - it'll be alright on the night!


You'll forget all your worries as she runs the needle roller over your bollocks and rams some trimmed ginger up your arse before pissing on your face




I would imagine

It must have been a scam if the person, sorry "domme", wanted OP to pay £40. My cousin will poo on you and call you belittling names for half that, but you have to provide your own gimp suit.


Captain Z

Get on the amphetamines asap, if the pharmacists haven't taken them all themselves.

Neomod

Quote from: Utterdrivel on June 10, 2021, 05:34:41 PM
"You'll forget all your worries as she runs the needle roller over your bollocks and rams some trimmed ginger up your arse before pissing on your face"

🎵 DOWN TOWN! 🎵

steve98


And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a forceful hand to
Gag on a thong.

Goldentony

on the plus side she has something to work with when she's throwing a toaster at you

flotemysost

Monzo is pretty good for being able to quickly and easily transfer payments to new accounts without having to faff about with lots of verification/get anyone else involved. When I viewed the studio flat I was living in for a while last year, the dickhead estate agent asked me for a "security deposit" upfront - Nationwide required my card reader (which is currently gathering dust in a drawer somewhere with a dead battery) as it was a new payment, but Monzo had me covered.

Hope you get the screwing you actually want.

Obviously this was actually a sex game in itself, my kink is being pressured to cough up £200 on the spot by smarmy lettings agents in flammable suits

touchingcloth

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on June 10, 2021, 01:33:42 PM
Me? Please do moralise away, be ruthless, be mean, really get your nails in there.


Is it ok if I call you daddy?

I meant the OP, but I wouldn't complain if you wanted to call me daddy, son.👨‍👦

PlanktonSideburns

Genuinely hope you get your bank stuff sorted and get dommed willbro!

stonkers

I don't even think the bank teller would think you were trying to buy weed or anything. Getting a name mixed up on a bank transfer is hardly out of the ordinary.

PlanktonSideburns

Yea I doubt the bank teller cares. Probably just thinks you're shy

steve98

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on June 10, 2021, 08:56:00 PM
Yea I doubt the bank teller cares. Probably just thinks you're mad

^ Exactly. Go and have a little drink, calm down (you've done nothin wrong.) Then - refreshed - get back round to the bank, show the teller woman you're on top of the situation, and lay this silliness to rest once and for all.



JaDanketies

Does anyone get trafficked into being a dominatrix? It seems really unlikely to me.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteI've emailed the dom to tell them there's a delay

Delays cannot and will not be tolerated now or ever!

Zetetic

Quote from: flotemysost on June 10, 2021, 06:18:36 PM
Monzo is pretty good for being able to quickly and easily transfer payments to new accounts without having to faff about with lots of verification/get anyone else involved.
They'll still implement Confirmation of Payee per the Payments Systems Regulator's directions.

Zetetic

Quote from: JaDanketies on June 10, 2021, 04:09:20 PM
I can appreciate that a sex worker / life coach might not want their clients to know their legal name
Sure, but then they probably need to setup a bank account in another name, e.g. via a sole trader setup.


RickyHamster

Quote from: Zetetic on June 10, 2021, 09:12:06 PM
They'll still implement Confirmation of Payee per the Payments Systems Regulator's directions.

Now say that again v-e-r-y slowly..

Cuellar

I got a lot of hassle for my visits to a dominatrix, especially because of my testicle crushing fetish.

I came under a lot of pressure.

flotemysost

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on June 10, 2021, 08:56:00 PM
Yea I doubt the bank teller cares. Probably just thinks you're shy

You could tell the bank you were interested in transactions, stocks and bonds, and you wouldn't even be lying.

Or a subprime mortgage.



flotemysost

Ha, cheers :)

Personally I have a bad, bad credit rating... nah

(Jokes aside, sorry to hear you've been feeling so anxious about this willbo but as others have said, no one will care a jot about what you're spending £40 on. Anyway, over lockdown loads of people's bank statements must have been brimming with transactions for porn and sex toy websites - anyone with professional access to personal financial records will have seen it all and won't bat an eyelid. You quickly figure out what all the "discreet company names" stand for.)

touchingcloth


Butchers Blind

Look, get back down the bank tomorrow and fess up to the teller that you're trying to book a dominatrix. Always feels better once you've told the truth.

Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: Butchers Blind on June 11, 2021, 12:10:10 AM
Look, get back down the bank tomorrow and fess up to the teller that you're trying to book a dominatrix. Always feels better once you've told the truth.

Make sure that when you do this you emphasize that you know it was bad, you're very sorry and it won't happen in the future. Otherwise it would seem like a weird thing to say.

famethrowa

Quote from: steve98 on June 10, 2021, 09:02:22 PM
^ Exactly. Go and have a little drink, calm down (you've done nothin wrong.) Then - refreshed - get back round to the bank, show the teller woman you're on top of the situation, and lay this silliness to rest once and for all.



Excellent post. Let's assume its around 9:30am, what volume of libations would be appropriate for business preparation? A few belts of Grant's Auld Alliance? Buckfast?

St_Eddie

Quote from: Utterdrivel on June 10, 2021, 05:34:41 PM
You'll forget all your worries as she runs the needle roller over your bollocks and rams some trimmed ginger up your arse before pissing on your face

Baloo the bear's songs ain't what they used to be.

H-O-W-L

Even if you were sending it to a prostitute (which domme work is not) it would still be legal, surely? Since prostitution is legal, it's just solicitation that isn't? It's not like the bank isn't going to see her real name anyway when they send the money through. Worry not and set up online banking.

I imagine you could send money to "James Savile" without an eyebrow quirk at the bank. Someone whose name is Desdemona Luxurilite or whatever is hardly going to garner a look. Probably think you're buying crystals or paying for ASMR sessions.