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Caption and/or photoshop competition
« on: June 10, 2021, 12:35:56 PM »
Here is a picture of a man holding some uncooked sausages. But what is he saying?


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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2021, 12:38:11 PM »
"Look what I found in my pants"

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2021, 12:38:58 PM »
"... All in all it's just another prick with some Walls..."

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2021, 01:14:00 PM »
Morrissey reveals new album cover.

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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2021, 01:31:50 PM »
“Why don’t you go and eat a bag of dicks? I plan to.”

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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2021, 01:56:59 PM »
Time to Park the Palethorpe.

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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2021, 03:20:21 PM »
He's made a bit of a faux pas here. Those are Richmond sausages, which are Irish. It says so on the pack, if he'd bothered to look.

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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2021, 09:37:20 PM »
andy murray meat baby is possibly my favourite cab image

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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2021, 10:10:54 PM »
*incomprehensible Orange bastardry*

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« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2021, 10:05:06 AM »
020210u5 thing: Ulster doesn't mean "Northern Ireland". Part of it is British, but a third of it is Irish. SORT YOUR POSTER OUT, SAUSAGE BOY.

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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2021, 10:36:11 AM »
^ They think it all of it should be British though.

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« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2021, 12:34:07 PM »
^ Jesus fuck.

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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2021, 05:20:36 PM »
andy murray meat baby is possibly my favourite cab image

It's a gorgeous image, and it would be great, just once to see Andy and Lorne (That's what I call it, cos it's made from a Lorne Sausage) together in one image.

I'd love to meet Andy and his wife some day, and ask to take a snap of them cradling Lorne... maybe kissin' it... (I wouldn't ask Kim to simulate breast-feeding it)






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« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2021, 05:39:20 PM »
This is them returning to Edinburgh after being refused entry to NI, because their child is made of British sausage-meat, and that's not acceptable at the moment.

Andy and Kim are a bit hacked off, but Lorne, as you can see, couldn't care less :)


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