Do you still use your skeleton?

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There seem to be a lot of people of our age completely caught up in "skeletal issues" that define whether they can move comfortably or strain and screech with every twist of their spine and hips.

It kind of baffles me because I can't even remember the last time I used my skeleton.  Anyone else have this?

[Captain Z]

Let's go skeleton

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Let's go skeleton

That's very nice - where will you take it?

[Dr Rock]

There's no such thing as skeletons, it's superstitious nonsense.

[idunnosomename]

I gave up mine long ago. It was just obnoxiously spooky. No one deserves to have to shiver sent down their spine by something so bonechilling. Therefore I now keep it in a shoebox with WARNING: SPOOKY CONTENTS written on the lid.

[Glebe]

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I gave up mine long ago. It was just obnoxiously spooky. No one deserves to have to shiver sent down their spine by something so bonechilling. Therefore I now keep it in a shoebox with WARNING: SPOOKY CONTENTS written on the lid.

I suppose nothing can be bonechilling when you no longer have a skeleton.  It's win-win, as they say.

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I prefer to call this one a "skelet" if you do not mind

[Glebe]

I prefer to call this one a "skelet" if you do not mind

I do mind actually.

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I do mind actually.

Do you have any better ideas?

[Glebe]

Do you have any better ideas?

That is not for you to wonder. Would you please avoid asking such boundary-crossing questions please? I am becoming quite uncomfortable and will contact the forum admin if you persist. THERE.

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Ok well I have to go ahead and call it a "skelet" then if you can't improvise 🤷‍♂️

[Glebe]

There you go. Satisfied now? Is that a good enough 'skelet' for you?

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That's cutting off his nose to spite his face, that.

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Oh, and you know what?

You know what a skeleton calls its head?



That's right:  its toys.



It is throwing its pram out with the bathwater.  Somewhat appropriate in this case, I think you will agree.

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Ok anyway let's please hear about how some of you guys still use your skeleton

[Glebe]

Are people still using their skeletons?

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Are people still using their skeletons?

This is the main question I am raising and I would like some examples of skeleton usage too, please

[zomgmouse]

i often play it like a visceral xylophone

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i often play it like a visceral xylophone

Are you a glockenclopper?

[zomgmouse]

Are you a glockenclopper?

More of a mariba

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

I find this all very offensive. I'm going to contact United Colours of Skeleton.

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More of a mariba

husband/wife of sheep