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Special version of a pallbearer who holds your penis while you wee

Started by Replies From View, June 13, 2021, 03:25:03 PM

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Replies From View

You know what it's like:  you're at a funeral and you need a wee


......so you go to the toilet and hey presto you have a wee.  Well, now no longer!


PROBLEM SOLVED thanks to new Penis Holding Pallbearers from Sky Atlantic Funerals.  Our logic is that anyone who carries a quarter of a coffin can easily hold someone else's penis; we tested it and found out that we were right!

With a pallbearer installed in every cubical and every urinal, you will never hold your own penis at a funeral again.  Please visit our website for further information!

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touchingcloth

Yeah I know the feeling. My usual pallbearer is a man called Paul Bearer who calls his own penis Paul and who is a pathological flasher, so he's Paul Bearer the Paul-baring pallbearer.

Replies From View

I simply cannot bear Paul Bearer the Paul-baring pallbearer.


He has a great deal in common with that guy who raises stakes by seeking cakes in loo-ey lakes[nb](and by masturbating in front of women)[/nb], if you remember him.