The American Diner Experience

[Greg Torso]

Hello buddy mate

Can I get a um a stupido giblet steak and one of them apple donut melt stalebreads.

And grist, for road. I shall need ballast for road.

Yeah can we american get a order of shakira peppers in extra packets all around
and the kid'll have a plate of heirloom chilterns but hold the poison

and then I'll take a firepit wanda biscuit one of them big ones

and fried diglets to go please darlain to go

[Greg Torso]

Now then, ma'am i am fixing to eat me some POWER STEAK

got to if you could make sure they is ain't overdid, for I like a itty bit of blood in my power bowel

and could I also american please did get a side cauldron of mounting terror cheers queef

yo does this come with chitlins or what

[Greg Torso]

Y'alright love, can we super get two pepper steak breakfasts

How do peaches, me and the boys are hankering from some milk bone lucy may american old fashioneds, if you have them

put two of em on the girdle and Grundle says he wants a bag of starch that's wonderful

Do you have those oh you american do have them thats super amazing

We've been on the road since asshole o'clock and my nuts are just about to burst to all mexican fuck

ah'm sorry i dint mean to curse cuss words all in your place if it please your highness

ma'am ma'am ma'am could you please direct us to the corn syrup showers

[chveik]

bigfoot hamburgers in gravy all round pal!

[zomgmouse]

eh up mate d'ye still have the bison beef banger bites, we'll have one of those. just one bite thanks mate

plus yer extra-strength pancake stack with a side of elbow grease salad thanks. really appreciate the service

oh do i have to tip do i, it's not inbuilt into ye wages is it, oh right, novel. how much then, twenty per cent, that's a bit steep, wowser. y'tellin me there's no unionisation or minimum wage movement is there. fresh run out of that. oh ok then

and a large milky java for the lass

[ASFTSN]

Lwemme gwet wa cwupa cwawwfee da goe www wbwbwbwbwbe

[ASFTSN]

Lemme get the transatlantic, a short stack o' Billy Bear slices smothered in grits n gravy

[ASFTSN]

WHATSA GUY GODDA DO TA LEMME GET SOME SERVICE IN HEAH

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

itty bit of blood in my power bowel

Laughed

[Fambo Number Mive]

Chef with the hearing of a bat who even when busy frying fat chips (yum yum) and ballbag burgers is able to detect his cue to come out and interact with the waiter and main characters. And he always has a grease stain on him, even if he's only just started his shift.

[zomgmouse]

sweetie pie pie hold the sweet and the pie. yep just a pie thanks

[Chollis]

hey hun, grits n gravy, hold the grits. the DA's up my ass on this one.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gimme a milkshake, lipstick stain on the side, and a pint of mayo.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ey, where's da breakfast brisket I ordah'd, ya goddamned cockamamie asshole????

[Fambo Number Mive]

I love sitting on a little red stool and ordering a black coffee while wisecracking.

[idunnosomename]

Fried chicken with gravy and custard creams coming up. Please enjoy your complementary peanut butter and jello while you wait.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

*ties an American flag to boner*

[zomgmouse]

*wiping menu* one mug please, extra lard

[Greg Torso]

can we PLEASE

for the love of GOD

HOLD

the

god damn

ONIONS

[idunnosomename]

P-TOOEY! WHY IS THERE CORNBREAD IN MY BALONEY!?

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Can't believe I'm at a real American roadhouse diner-house by side of a highway in the old US of America. Just fancy - me, from a little old burg in old Scawdland eatin' a crawfish po'boy down by the ol' bayou. I'mma have donuts-over -easy, rib-fried in a Colorado style with cheese-style by-product before we're thru.

[idunnosomename]

Gimme a sloppy joe

Thanks

[zomgmouse]

Gimme a sloppy joe

Thanks

*wanks you off*

[Fambo Number Mive]

Gimme a waldorf salad!

[idunnosomename]

*wanks you off*

may i now have a moon pie

[zomgmouse]

may i now have a moon pie

*puts my bum in your face*

[Fambo Number Mive]

Could I have a surf and turf with a side order of grits please, and a root beer with a tiny American flag in it.

[zomgmouse]

whaaahhhd'll ahhhll y'ahhhll be haevin. we got paaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. chierr pahhh, ehhpl pahh, mint juulep pahh, flehhhg pahhhh, salewt th'trewps pahhh, awwwrnj pahhhhhhhhhh, yewwwwwwwww neim't

[idunnosomename]

CAN I HAVE A SACK OF HAMBURGERS WENDY I NEED TO STUFF THEM INTO MY FAT FUCKING FACE

[Huxleys Babkins]

Skooze me lil laydeh, aneh noos on dat braykfas briescut? Ahv cm aw tha wayy frm BOYCIE ARDAHOE an ahm dash tarned faymished!

[Glebe]