The American Diner Experience

[idunnosomename]

Gor bloimey guvnor whats a wanker gotta do get some fish chips and mushy peas ere wotcha

[zomgmouse]

skim milk or federal

just some of that federal milk please

hey do you have any federal left?

yeah i'd love a cup of federal milk. to the brink cheers

who are you? are you new? other folks here know i always have a gulp of federal in the morning

iced federal please

do me a favour. federal hot chocolate

[Aleister Growley]

"Ballbag burgers" puts me in mind of that "James" Fucking "Corden" advert where he's having a barbeque.

Those burgers look suspiciously small. look at the size of the tongs next to them.

Coin sized burgers. One Ballbag per burger.

Oh, and "kiss my grits" as the kids say.

[zomgmouse]

yeah i'll just have uhhhhhhhhh federal milk

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

skim milk or federal

just some of that federal milk please

hey do you have any federal left?

yeah i'd love a cup of federal milk. to the brink cheers

who are you? are you new? other folks here know i always have a gulp of federal in the morning

iced federal please

do me a favour. federal hot chocolate

Laughed

[Greg Torso]

Eh I'm a need about, need about, bout YAY HIGH stack of waffles,
yeet them waffles up bout yay high,
jest about ankle high to a indian
not sposed to say that now'days i guess but

Can I get a bowl of water for my eagle

none of that fruity French torlet wadder neither,
proper U.S. pipe scrapings.

What is this fucken Briddish limey high tea vicar shit? Vegetables? fucken PEAS
get it the FUCK OUTA HERE
get it annexed
fuckin chips isn't Pringles
coddage cheese? you fucking wankers

whats this country coming to when a man caint get a musket full of grit fired directly into his face

Aye, and ah fucken says Cheboygan Grit. This radge cunt serves us Lincoln Grits, ah'll panel the cunt.

[Ferris]

This is all eerily familiar.

[zomgmouse]

Laughed

federal milk coming out your nose

[Glebe]

wrong thread