Germany's CureVac shows only 47% efficacy

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/curevacs-covid-19-vaccine-misses-efficacy-goal-mass-trial-2021-06-16/

Pfrozen Dogshit and Lil' Clotta sitting pretty after these results.

[Chedney Honks]

Oof. Might as well just toss a coin whether to leave your house every day.

[Blue Jam]

<<< vacuum cleaner thread's that way mate

[BlodwynPig]

Do the shake and curevac, put the deadness back

[Cuellar]

Ha ha, pricks

[Blue Jam]

Yeah, where's your vorsprung durch technik now lads?

[Captain Z]

It's not good enough at this level

[Sebastian Cobb]

it's even less effective under normal road conditions.

[Fr.Bigley]

Not very efficient for a country renowned for efficiency.

[imitationleather]

These vaccines will be appearing at car boot sales for years to come, then.

[Fr.Bigley]

I don't get it, we've been hearing about how good prebiotics are for your health yet we've not had one case of one kraut injecting sauerkraut into their arms. Seems a little daft to me.

[Cuellar]

Is CureVac significantly different to the other vaccines, in terms of its mechanics etc.? Seems mad that some people can make a vaccine that's 95% effective, say, and others can't. Just copy the 95% one, dummies!

[Blue Jam]

The problem with these fancy German vaccines is that when they break down you just can't get the parts. Best to get yourself the good ol' Oxford Morris Vauxhall Astra.

[rack and peanut]

Who leaked that data? Schnitzes get schtitches.

[BlodwynPig]

Not very efficient for a country renowned for efficiency.

Racist

[gmoney]

A company called CureVac making this was always doomed. You just cannot tempt fate like that.

[buzby]

The problem with these fancy German vaccines is that when they break down you just can't get the parts. Best to get yourself the good ol' Oxford Morris Vauxhall Astra.

Designed and built in Germany, ironically (the Vauxhall Ellesmere Port plant is on the brink of closure).